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TFLN

  1. (412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
  2. (770): Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
  3. (904): The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
  4. (215): it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
  5. (630): I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
  6. (731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
  7. (770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
  8. (248): So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
  9. (914): I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
  10. (845): Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
  11. (650): My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
  12. It's break up season. Annabel Acton of @neverlikedit explains how to deal: bit.ly/K5IHUq
  13. (703): We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
  14. (910): It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
  15. (972): I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
  16. (904): just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
  17. (703): I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
  18. (610): Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
  19. (207): I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
  20. (904): Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.