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(412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
about 21 hours ago
via web
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(770): Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
about 23 hours ago
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(904): The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
1:15 PM May 16th
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(215): it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
11:19 AM May 16th
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(630): I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
1:19 PM May 15th
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(731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
11:35 AM May 15th
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(770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
1:19 PM May 14th
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(248): So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
11:19 AM May 14th
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(914): I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
1:42 PM May 11th
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(845): Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
11:27 AM May 11th
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(650): My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
1:31 PM May 10th
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It's break up season. Annabel Acton of @ explains how to deal:
12:06 PM May 10th
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(703): We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
1:10 PM May 9th
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(910): It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
11:20 AM May 9th
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(972): I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
1:16 PM May 8th
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(904): just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
11:26 AM May 8th
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(703): I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
1:30 PM May 7th
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(610): Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
1:37 PM May 4th
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(207): I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
11:20 AM May 3rd
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(904): Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
1:19 PM May 2nd
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