TFLN
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(978): please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
7:18 AM Mar 11th
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(970): Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
9:15 AM Mar 10th
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(519): I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
10:22 AM Mar 9th
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(401): You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you
11:41 AM Mar 8th
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(925): So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
11:00 AM Mar 7th
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(856): It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
11:05 AM Mar 6th
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(714): Who was that guy you went home with?
(1-714): Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
12:00 PM Mar 5th
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SPONSORED (212): I want to lay down AND have a drink.
11:45 AM Mar 5th
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(267): This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
10:28 AM Mar 5th
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(413): Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
11:46 AM Mar 4th
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SPONSORED (310): No, I just don’t want to buy cookies from a middle-aged man.
11:45 AM Mar 4th
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(928): Maybe we should try & tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex"
9:40 PM Mar 3rd
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SPONSORED (708): Guess what Abraham Lincoln? I have to tell you three things…
9:39 PM Mar 3rd
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(303): True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
1:34 PM Mar 3rd
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(412): I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
10:00 AM Mar 2nd
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(215): is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
7:32 PM Mar 1st
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(518): 4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
10:51 AM Mar 1st
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(940): Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
3:12 PM Feb 28th
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(339): i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
12:48 PM Feb 28th
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SPNSRD: (917): Hey wheres your girlfriend?
(917): Who, the girl from the other day? Shes not my girlfriend, shes a pro
12:45 PM Feb 28th
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