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about 5 hours ago
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
about 5 hours ago
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars
about 6 hours ago
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@ Could I get one of those!?!
about 6 hours ago
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Does anyone have a Google Wave invite???
about 6 hours ago
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
10:18 PM Dec 5th
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
4:06 PM Dec 5th
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
4:01 PM Dec 5th
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
4:00 PM Dec 5th
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
11:01 AM Dec 4th
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
10:59 AM Dec 4th
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what is it with people in glasses exercising. it's a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
6:33 PM Dec 2nd
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I just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks in a fruit roll up. im so hiiiiiiiiiiiigh
6:30 PM Dec 2nd
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
10:03 PM Dec 1st
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
10:02 PM Dec 1st
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
10:01 PM Dec 1st
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
10:43 AM Nov 30th
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
9:22 AM Nov 30th
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
9:20 AM Nov 30th
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
11:38 AM Nov 25th
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