texpatriate
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Hate VPN. Hate Websense. Hate BTOpenzone. Hate all things IT. Hate using a blackberry to twitter. Hate feeling like this
3:21 AM Nov 1st
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Hate my work computer that is so loaded with security I can't do shit with it. Hate the measly 6 channels on tv.
3:19 AM Nov 1st
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Fucking fuck. I hate Aberdeen. Hate this hotel. Hate their fucking internet that won't work that I have to pay for.
3:18 AM Nov 1st
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In Scotland! It's dark and foggy so can't see much. Much warmer than Norway. In a taxi that feels like a prison van.
1:13 PM Oct 31st
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Dear Dumbass. Your bag is to fucking big to fit the overhead compartment. Deal with it and get your ass outta my face!
7:42 AM Oct 31st
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Damn. No decent candy to be had at duty free. I want Swedish Fish or something red! Not licorice! Bleaargh!
6:56 AM Oct 31st
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Ok. Wow. Oslo airport is Deadsville. I had no idea no one traveled on Saturdays!
6:38 AM Oct 31st
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Happy Hallowe'en everyone! Now go scare the shit outta someone.
5:44 AM Oct 31st
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@ Great TSA link. As a frequent intercontinental traveler I am always stunned by the variance in procedures. SO frustrating.
12:56 PM Oct 30th
from web
in reply to donttrythis
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@ Uniqlo rocks. Hit the cashmeres hard. Great prices and selection.
6:55 AM Oct 30th
from Echofon
in reply to AlisonAlison
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Installed a VoIP phone yesterday. No one has the number. Have gotten 2 telemarketer calls today. Bastards.
5:01 AM Oct 30th
from Echofon
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This will sound strange, but...John Hamm from "Mad Men" has a really sexy forehead.
4:29 AM Oct 30th
from web
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I'm bored. My head hurts. Somebody tell me a story. I'm hungry!
8:09 AM Oct 29th
from Echofon
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@ I don't do H&M special collections anymore. Too competitive. Those bitches are scary!
7:19 AM Oct 29th
from Echofon
in reply to cschack
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I felt so crappy I went outside looking like a homeless person. Even worse, I didn't care.
10:34 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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Went for coffee. Service (even for Norway) perfunctory at best. Then, saw self in mirror, 1st time today. I didn't know hair could DO that.
10:33 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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Today has had a high level of suck. Just sayin'.
7:44 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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@ Love love love Fever Ray. They'll be in Oslo on Nov 30th, and I will be gone. BOO!
12:23 AM Oct 28th
from web
in reply to 6ft5
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My cold got exponentially worse overnight. I am a disgusting sneeze ridden germ factory. I'm working from home today.
12:21 AM Oct 28th
from web
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Right now, I kind of just want my Mommy.
1:19 PM Oct 27th
from web
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- Name The Texpatriate
- Location Norway
- Web http://karlastori...
- Bio Texan living in Norway. I work I travel I laugh I try to make sense of it all.
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