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@AlisonAlison You preggers? Or pms-ing? That happens to me. I cry at the drop of a handkerchief then.about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon in reply to AlisonAlison
How is it that you can spend 10 minutes picking the right toilet paper but you know the right abode in 2 seconds flat? I want that flat!about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon
@robthrive Every time I've been to Bergen it's been hot and sunny. 4 times in 7 years. Apparently it rained every other day in all that timeabout 4 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to robthrive
I want that apartment. I Want That Apartment. I. Want. That. Apartment! I WANT IT!!!!!about 4 hours ago from TwitterFon
@richardquest I think you are ok. It looked ok from our end.about 4 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to richardquest
@NewWrldYankee I am an American working in Norway. What you need to know?about 4 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to NewWrldYankee
I think I found a new place. Keep fingers crossed we are accepted...I'm very psyched about it.about 5 hours ago from web
Guy who looks like Gary Oldman with long golden dreadlocks sitting by me. I am oddly aroused. Not sure why!about 15 hours ago from txt
Damn I missed the Oslo Zombie Walk! Of course, I didn't know there was one, but still. I missed it.12:27 PM Jul 13th from web
Updated twitterfon and the new pop up ads are really frikkin' annoying. Do I have to go back to twitterific?10:32 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
@richardquest Dont feel bad. We embrace the technology and then are told it's lame. Rock=hard place! I still buy cd's. Call me retro chic!10:15 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to richardquest
@richardquest Well after reading that article I guess I am out of touch. Doesy twitter habit show my age? Damn. Are books passé too then?10:05 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to richardquest
I just picked up my new glasses. TIny little purple wire frames. Really cute, I am surprised!8:53 AM Jul 13th from web
@NewWrldYankee No, the phrase is Laugh Out Loud. Yes English is confusing. http://tinyurl.com/cd9jk8:47 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to NewWrldYankee
@NewWrldYankee For international flights start with Kayak, but I usually just go to the airline's website. Still cheapest.8:45 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to NewWrldYankee
This? Is why I don't have kids. Seriously. Lady, this world consists of more than u and ur many puppies!8:09 AM Jul 13th from txt
I know you are proud of your many offspring but perhaps you could corral them so I don't fall over them...ok?7:57 AM Jul 13th from txt
Quote of the day: If it has tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble.7:06 AM Jul 13th from txt
Monday. I'm awake. I AM awake! Yessiree. I am full of wakeful goodness.12:09 AM Jul 13th from txt
Facebook making me see my mortality. I have shoes older than many of my 'friends'.11:43 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon