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  1. I guess elitism's not for everyone. 25 minutes ago from web
  2. "If you had pastier skin and a missing head, you'd look as pretty as a mannequin!" Conner wins Julie over by giving it to her straight. about 1 hour ago from web
  3. OH SHIT MY ADHD WEBSITE IDEA! about 11 hours ago from web
  4. My biggest complaint about social media is the death of actual jousting. 4:18 AM Dec 10th from web
  5. Pittsburghers: Who wants to get together for a holiday Refresh Pittsburgh happy hour next Wednesday evening? Gauging interest. Speak up! 1:34 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  6. Baby, you should see the size of my site map. 11:50 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  7. Life is full of surprises! Like when your girlfriend surprises you by announcing to your parents and sister that you're moving in together! 9:13 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  8. Come to think of it, everyone deserves better. If only that could mean a single thing. 7:55 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  9. I wish I knew how to take compliments better. @SamanthaToy & @j1mj0nes deserve better than my awkward silence. 7:50 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  10. Wishing happiness to friends @seanhussey and @irreverend as they celebrate their kids' birthdays today. APOSTROPHES, GUYS. SEPARATE KIDS. 7:37 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  11. "Esteeming Myself" 6:48 AM Dec 9th from web
  12. "Aging the Sabot" 4:19 AM Dec 9th from web
  13. Formspring: Because humility has prevented people from pontificating on the Internet for long enough. 10:50 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  14. I'll bet the hardest part of loving people when they most need to be loved is not hating their needy asses. 8:38 AM Dec 8th from Birdhouse
  15. Hey, so what's everyone been doing for the last 27 minutes or whatever? 4:28 PM Dec 7th from web
  16. Sometimes, venting your frustration only makes matters worse. Aggressively plunging a clogged toilet, for instance. 1:32 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  17. @davidherrold @stevewhitaker says the blindness is permanent, so, do you mind if I ask you to call me instead of writing? 11:22 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to davidherrold
  18. I bet a memorable cimematic mashup for kids would be Horton Hears a Deer Hunter. Welcome back, creativity. 11:19 AM Dec 7th from web
  19. In the wake of Favrd's demise, I wonder if I should expect the hair on my palms to actually ungrow, or simply to fall out. 9:18 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  20. @CcSteff Meta-me resents that, but, more to the point, finds that resentment captivating. 6:35 AM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to CcSteff