texburgher
- "Behold, I come quickly!"
That's all the proof I need, right there, that God became man.about 3 hours ago from Birdhouse
- [Shake]
"There is nothing to undo."
Nothing to undo? Oh iPhone, you and I have lived entirely different lives.about 17 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Damn, Cabela's is huge. I'm gonna need a compass. They should really sell compasses here.about 18 hours ago from Birdhouse
- "That's a lot of toe hair. I'm gonna braid it later."
Roadtrip foreplay a la @jkresen.9:55 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- My current Twitterbelle faves (@sween, @samhey, @cranberryperson, @ccsteff, @thedayhascome, etc) don't contain @meaghano, which is a shame.8:20 AM Jul 10th from web
- One man's nosehairs are another man's curb feelers.8:06 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @lonelysandwich I'm really looking forward to seeing that movie when it comes to Pittsburgh in 2039 and I'm retired.6:49 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to lonelysandwich
- "Your mother's breath smells like carpet cleaner."
#1stdraftmovielines3:39 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- "Frankly, my dear, I am ambivalent."
#1stdraftmovielines2:00 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- "I decided to take you back as soon as you said 'hello.'"
#1stdraftmovielines1:55 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @zeldman I've continuously admired that about you since I first became a reader.12:33 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to zeldman
- . @LShay But this no ordinary hot dog. This was a grass-fed wiener. They should call it, "The Stoner Vegan."11:25 AM Jul 9th from web
- @samhey You were in that presentation too? How did I not see you?11:19 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to samhey
- That thing was huge, hot, turgid, explosive in my mouth, and exquisitely salty. Best damn hot dog I've had.10:31 AM Jul 9th from web
- Trash is now a label. (via @glessner)
Same as it ever was, Josh.8:44 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- .@funkatron Trash was hidden (oddly enough, by default in "my" update) and I had to "show" it in settings. Thx @weselec & @magicalstephie8:41 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @funkatron I'm in total disbelief. Tell me I'm not staring right at it. http://twitpic.com/9ser08:31 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to funkatron
- Hey Gmail, it's great that you're out of beta now. Seriously. But no more Trash folder? Really?
Have you ever even used yourself, Gmail?8:24 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Making a list: Top 10 Things Thoreau Would Never Do. Can't decide on Evernote or Google Notebook though, or what should go on the list.7:59 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @oldmanneill With which such pharmaceutical product have you had the greatest success?7:35 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to oldmanneill
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- Name Geoff Barnes
- Location Pittsburgh, PA
- Web http://texburgher...
- Bio The time that used to separate us has been obliterated. Stop.
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