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  1. @jpoh love the hat, BTW. It is teh awesum
  2. @baybryj In a word: no. But I have fond memories of our beloved Dr. D spraying lidocaine on the walls out of a syringe due to boredom
  3. I live in a very strange, disturbing country. http://www.liveleak.com/vie...
  4. LOL, it cannot be THAT bad. My guitar amp is 60W, I cannot turn it up > 30% of its total capacity without my ears ringing. That's cop-worthy
  5. A drive home in the rain... meh
  6. um, I don't normally do fish :-D
  7. @jpoh teh awesome! Srsly, airway intersections are five chars: check out SHARK into SYD http://tr.im/FP55
  8. @jpoh what are those, airway intersections?
  9. RT @markmorford: Top 10 uses for "Going Rogue" -- You have found/run over a copy of Sarah Palin's "book." Now what? http://bit.ly/6BLu0i
  10. @jpoh don't get tram-py with me, buster. Was LOLing at how your nice morning tweet lost its Poh-tential to be inspirational. Ride your bike!
  11. @jpoh Love the crisp air and fresh smell after rain in the morning -> disgustingly humid inside. Transmogrification in 15 minutes, nice! :-P
  12. @densaer oh, dengue! not what you wanted to hear. as long as you promise not to bleed on me or bite, my Rx: wine as soon as you are able
  13. it's been a long, hard day and only filet mignon with bleu cheese on top can calm my nerves. LOVING being back in management. ++vin_rouge;;
  14. @jpoh <Dame Edna> You are fizzing with putrefaction! </Dame Edna>
  15. @jpoh you've not only gone off the tracks, you are full on licking the third rail. I now understand why your hair is spiky
  16. @jpoh 8 random tweets, it's just past 1500 there. A bit early for #drunkentweets but you seem to have your groove, please do continue sir
  17. @jpoh Lady GaGa is the love child of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. Any questions?
  18. ouchies. VMware 3.0 just handed me a kernel panic, not nice
  19. I wish there were a way to customize Google News such that I could permanently hide anything from FOX
  20. fucking property taxes!