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  1. @Khurzad If you keep that up, it will soon be a pooping kind of day.
  2. @SharpTonguedMan neither! Vapid pop-culture reference.
  3. Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid.
  4. Stupid catchy Gay music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsthwTUTylQ
  5. The Giants live again.
  6. I can hear Tom Brady crying like a bitch from all the way up here.
  7. I have a recurring dream that a virus turns all the files on my computer into gay cartoon porn.
  8. @Khurzad The fact that today was a paid holiday for me is about the only good thing about my job.
  9. Hey Best Buy, what made you think that a bunch of tone-deaf people singing bad songs was a good idea for a commercial?
  10. @Leiigghh Polo?
  11. @Khurzad That literally made my pancreas recoil in terror. I think I heard a muffled scream, too.
  12. Tom Brady can eat a dick.
  13. This song was stuck in my head all day today: http://bit.ly/iwJd4
  14. I have been pooping pretty much all day.
  15. The Atlanta Falcons are like a monster from a bad horror movie that keeps coming back to life no matter how many times you try to kill it.
  16. You don't mess with the Fave-Rah
  17. 'Daft' is my new favorite adjective.
  18. @Khurzad Gonna dig them up in a few days for Halloween, are you?
  19. Carl Sagan, you are are truly better than drugs.
  20. @Khurzad Shoulda washed your hands there, Pablo.