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has the gripes of a pensioner, the energy of a toddler, and the libido of a teenager. Best stand a few meters back.about 7 hours agofrom Twitterrific
has three 9-y.o. boys to contend with and the wife dozed off. Not sure whether it's okay to chloroform them if they won't go to bed on time8:08 PM Dec 12thfrom Twitterrific
honestly believes that a steeple is a perfectly inappropriate place to erect a lightning rod. Give not to Science a foothold!
#faith#FAIL2:37 PM Dec 11thfrom Twitterrific
wonders if there are enough hours left in the work week to cram in a week's worth of work8:03 AM Dec 11thfrom Twitterrific
To the owner of the dark Lincoln Navigator with OK license plate Y50056, do you always drive negligently or only when the roads are crowded?3:08 PM Dec 10thfrom Twitterrific
Ever notice how the Heroes and X-Men have essentially the same superpowers as those found in ancient Greco-Roman myths?9:47 AM Dec 10thfrom Twitterrific
@HappyAtheist
CORRECTION - R.G. Ingersoll and others made essentially the 2.0 args > 100 years ago
The 3.0 args go back even further!9:45 AM Dec 10thfrom Twitterrific
Cannot wait to see "Lost or Found" Xmas Musical @HHBC in Edmond. There really is nothing quite like evangelical musical theater.4:35 PM Dec 9thfrom Twitterrific
I hate it drinking, waking up next to someone & not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead. (via @okieBubba)7:33 PM Dec 7thfrom Twitterrific