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5-day weekend FTW! about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
@volcanicL gew! there's this girl in my building who wears these skin-tight God-awful maroon pants that jiggle with her butt. it's hypnotic. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to volcanicL
@ivaniac are they the ones with the flap on the butt about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ivaniac
RT @ivaniac Congrats @itstheresalara1 on ur lovely baby boy!! I can't wait to spoil him! about 14 hours ago from web
@Scamanthers whatev, I'm used to you hating things. MEH about 16 hours ago from web in reply to Scamanthers
@Scamanthers "do not want cunt noodle whore" about 16 hours ago from web in reply to Scamanthers
@Bdowntown i think i hit the snooze at least 6 times. sooo cooold!!!! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to Bdowntown
@MsTano1 today is my friday! not sure if I'm ready to start drinking tho... about 18 hours ago from web in reply to MsTano1
Too cozy! Can't wait to sleep in tomorrow...zzzzz about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
RT @Sn00ki: wings and pitchers tonight wheww! - yay! 4:33 PM Dec 28th from UberTwitter
@dustinad this is the first time I've used them for htoels. So confused. 2:09 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to dustinad
@dustinad yes, I put in a bid but the hotel that accepted is the stupid AT&T Conf. Center. WAAAAY too far for the location we're wanting 2:08 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to dustinad
ugh! I fail at Priceline.com!!! 2:01 PM Dec 28th from web
@tamersalama75 hahah, shut up!!!! 12:53 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to tamersalama75
@emilyannski come to lunch anyway! i missss youuuu!!!! 12:41 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to emilyannski
@MsTano1 yippee! 12:37 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to MsTano1
@MsTano1 @scamanthers oooh, I'm liking this stock the bar party idea! 12:05 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to MsTano1
@MsTano1 @misslizzyd @dustinad @swimsaway @1019superjew I have off this Wed. and can do lunch! I think Mrs. P is down too. Let's do this. 11:17 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to MsTano1
@dustinad Lies! but even if she is I still loooove her :P STINKYDUNN! 10:48 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to dustinad
@dustinad you should really embrace your cat's sexuality. 10:41 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to dustinad

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Name Melanie
Location ÜT: 29.751676,-95.483062
Web http://www.teptal...
Bio I write a blog that is a non sequitur about my life and pop culture. I love dancing. And Calvin Harris.

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