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  1. there's a brass band walking down the middle of my street playing Christmas jams
  2. @saint9 don't forget about obama-weather.com too!
  3. @saint9 that is my go-to for weather every day!
  4. managed to shatter the glass in the window of the front door when I was bringing my trash out. this week is certainly bringing it
  5. @WhatsReallyGood it just blew up my spot too. TECHNOLOGY!
  6. @WhatsReallyGood don't forget bacdafucup 2
  7. 5am. still up working. it's great to be back!
  8. staying up way too late enjoying that i can actually watch tv at my apartment. terminator!
  9. still waiting for the directv guy. I should just give up on tv
  10. @WhatsReallyGood I assume you're taking that dime piece in the teal baby phat jumpsuit with you. with all her kids too
  11. I officially have half of a couch
  12. there's a booth of college girls hanging out at the pizza place and theyre all drinking rolling rock.
  13. it's 40 degrees and raining and a girl wearing flipflops just walked by.
  14. @ashleys194 but I need my internets!!!
  15. how is it possible that my apartment isn't wired for cable? and why did i have to wait 2 weeks for someone to come and tell me this?
  16. @WhatsReallyGood that's why he's the boss. noone really likes their boss.
  17. Everything I ever needed to know I learned on the basketball court. http://bit.ly/3vfeki
  18. @saint9 you can stand under my umbrella (Ella Ella, eh eh eh)
  19. @WhatsReallyGood it's a fantastic idea as long as busey is driving
  20. there is a guy at the bar wearing an old school white bar hat that says COCKS. that hat wasn't funny in 8th grade