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In the perpetually tanned regions of California such as San Jose they refer to the attractive women of San Francisco as "moon godesses."5:25 PM Jul 18thfrom Tweetie
Arriving at our weekend getaway in Santa Ynez, baby Tesla proclaims her excitement with an eruption of vomit. Followed by a smile.5:41 PM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
"Do you ever read something & think 'what nonsense, this writer makes no sense" then discover that you wrote it. Rewrite time.' @nickbilton7:54 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
This is customer frustration taken to an exquisite level: a recording artist makes a hit with "United Breaks Guitars." http://bit.ly/pPRim3:11 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
RT @amylola: Thor's cell phone rings in the car. He says "Answer it for kicks! They'll say 'Hello, is this Twitter?'" I did. They did.7:19 PM Jul 6thfrom Tweetie
Hacker Kevin Mitnick did 8 months solitary confinement because the judge thought he could start a nuclear war by whistling into a pay phone9:14 PM Jun 30thfrom Tweetie