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  1. Going through Internet withdrawal although all this overdue family time makes it worth it. 10:55 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  2. Arrived safely in New York and now I'm enjoying a 10+ day break with my family. Long overdue! Keep Twitter alive while I'm gone. :) 5:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Aww, thank you!! I shall return the kudos! | RT @jerysmiles: #FF Delightfully funny posts and blogs. This guy cracks me up! 12:07 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  4. Why Does Best Buy’s Customer Service Irk Me? - Funny! (I think) - http://bit.ly/7OektD 11:38 AM Nov 20th from TweetMeme
  5. @DaddyDigest I'd rather have him join forces with the Lost Boys. New Moon can have Eddie Munster. 9:32 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to DaddyDigest
  6. @MomDotRocks Well, don't hold your breath, lol! 9:32 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to MomDotRocks
  7. My take. "Oprah Winfrey Gives Her 88-Week Notice" — http://bit.ly/8dlmBX 9:13 AM Nov 20th from TweetMeme
  8. Truth in acronym. "Oprah has announced that the Discovery Health Channel would be named OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network." This is real y'all. 8:38 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  9. O.M.G. Oprah's "I'm quitting" announcement is 22 months in advance. That is just absurd. Is that enough time for the planet to prepare? 8:36 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  10. They can be the opening act to whet the Thunderdome's appetite. | RT @theiPhonemom: how about Jacob & wolf pack vs Teen Wolf? 8:25 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  11. I'd tell him to bite me but it'd be taken too literally. | RT @themorrisbunch: But that's what makes Edward so appealing! #TeamEdward 8:11 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  12. He looks fine to me. Hope you didn't flush him yet. | RT @dooce: RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6 8:10 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  13. No question! Which is why I'm pro-Cage Match. | RT @Eilenbug: lost boys would whoop em. 8:09 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  14. Good! At least I don't bite. | RT @themorrisbunch: HA HA don't be jealous. Edward isn't my boo! #TeamEdward 8:03 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  15. We need a cage match between New Moon and The Lost Boys. That'll clear these candied up vampires off the headlines. 8:00 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  16. True. But I'd use it to throw at anyone who gave a shout out to #TeamEdward. | RT @themorrisbunch: Heck no the popcorn! 7:57 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. The best part of New Moon, for me, would be the Jujyfruit. 7:56 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. @modernmami I'm on Skype but I haven't a clue what everyone's talking about with this Skype dealio. 7:53 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to modernmami
  19. Yes he did. For eight whole weeks. Where was HIS fanfare? | RT @thymeofmylife: Magic Johnson had a show? 7:53 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. I know, right? If I didn't admit it, who'd know? | RT @HighImpactMom: NO! You? Wisecracks? Never... lol =) 7:50 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck