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  1. Thinking about giving dad a break tomorrow, so I used up two days worth of crankiness today. Still have plenty left for mom, though. 7:04 PM Jun 20th from web
  2. Dad banned me from Twitter after he caught me wearing a "Future heart breaker" t-shirt. But mom said he was ridiculous, so now I'm back. 6:48 PM May 26th from web
  3. MTV Baby Cribs. Fade in. Teh Baby: "Now come on out to the living room. Check it! No baby gotta bigger collection of bouncy seats than me!" 5:57 PM Apr 28th from web
  4. When crying for seven hours straight, the trick is to pace yourself. It's a marathon, kids. Stay hydrated and avoid sleep at all costs. 8:05 PM Apr 23rd from web
  5. In my defense, the screaming fit started when I heard that Simon wasn't going to be judging every performer tonight. 7:37 PM Apr 14th from web
  6. Dad's got a look of terror in his eyes. Mom's crying. I sure hope that 3-hour screaming fit of mine had nothing to do with it. 7:34 PM Apr 14th from web
  7. I'm so screwed... http://twitter.com/jonniker/status/1449535018 & http://twitter.com/adamrubin/status/1449554237 6:56 PM Apr 3rd from web
  8. Time to find a new agent. It's been at least three hours since my picture has been taken. 5:25 PM Mar 31st from web
  9. Poo speaks louder than words. I just told mom (twice) what I think of her thermometer. 1:32 PM Mar 26th from web
  10. All I'm saying is that if the poop is on the outside of the diaper, it's not my fault. 12:19 PM Mar 20th from web
  11. Wait, is that a lightning bolt scar on my forehead? EXPELLIARMUS! Nope, just scratched my face while sleeping again. 6:39 AM Mar 19th from web
  12. Dad, scaring me while I had the hiccups was not cool. NOT cool at all. There will be pee in your eye in the very near future, my friend. 7:30 PM Mar 17th from web
  13. Met my Nonno & Nana today. They said they could eat me up. I referred them to mom's milk machines instead. 9:55 PM Mar 14th from web
  14. Some people call their dogs by whistling. I cry. 4:15 PM Mar 13th from web
  15. Either mom's taking my temperature, or I've been abducted by aliens. All I know is there's rectal probing. 8:59 PM Mar 12th from web
  16. Mom and dad didn't seem to appreciate me pooping without a diaper on. Jeez, I was just doing my part to save a few bucks. 12:30 PM Mar 10th from web
  17. Dad said when I grow up, I can be anything I want to be... except a Yankees fan. 10:56 AM Mar 10th from web
  18. Rebelling already. Joined the Babies With Big Hats gang. See profile pic for gang colors & sign. Initiation includes umbilical cutting. 5:25 PM Mar 8th from web
  19. Holy crap, tweeps, you won't believe the day I just had! More once I get bearings. 7:18 PM Mar 6th from TwitterBerry
  20. Lots of hustle and bustle around the house for such an early hour. Something about a "water break" in the neighborhood. 3:41 AM Mar 6th from web
  • Name Teh Baby
  • Location dad says I'm too young to say
  • Web http://wehasbaby....
  • Bio eater. sleeper. pooper. twitterer.
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