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I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up. Now I eat most of my meals out of plastic bags, so that's got to count for something.
about 23 hours ago
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Three words crammed into one pun? That thing was like a triple Axel. And, like a male figure skater, I felt both pride and deep, deep shame.
8:52 AM Nov 12th
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Mr. Potato Head was a "face-silly-tater" of good, clean fun!!!
8:37 AM Nov 12th
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Happy birthday, @! I made you an anagram of your name four times in a row. "She sees an uneasy hussy. A shyness? Hey! Use anuses."
3:01 PM Nov 11th
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Like the little drummer boy, my gift to you is free: Ctrl+Shift+T opens your most recently closed tab in Chrome/Firefox. Pa rum pa pum pum.
2:23 PM Nov 10th
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@ Hey, I solved all your problems for you.
You're welcome.
8:58 AM Nov 10th
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in reply to capricecrane
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@ Really? Just ONE Radiohead song in your head? Try over a dozen at once.
9:23 AM Nov 9th
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in reply to hotdogsladies
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@ One Night Stand ranked 3rd? REALLY? Your costume was awesome. Congrats on the prize! Now you can make an army of Geico bundles!
9:17 AM Nov 9th
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in reply to cockerham
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@ Hooray! Huge fan of the podcast and comic. Both are re-"deck"-ulously great. Ugh, what a forced pun. Am now "deck"-pressed :(
10:40 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to shamzmam
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@ I was going to be like, "YES BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR WEBCOMIC AND PODCAST, MR. DUDE???" but that's actually really awesome. Congrats!
9:51 PM Nov 8th
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in reply to shamzmam
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I'm starting a band that only plays polka songs about Nostradamus's predictions. We'll call ourselves Accordion to Prophecy.
5:24 PM Nov 8th
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The worst mistake you can make when a volcano erupts is pretending that all the lava is just the floor of your living room.
3:29 PM Nov 8th
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Obama has a lot on his plate right now, but what if the plate is edible, too? Like, it's a tortilla or a big pancake. Back to work, I guess.
2:26 PM Nov 8th
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How Comcast chat support is like a Turing test and how that can all go horribly awry:
9:16 AM Nov 7th
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@ I wonder what type of personal issues a man has when he trashes Detroit during a discussion about dead people and coffee makers.
4:24 PM Nov 6th
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in reply to dustydean
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I should point out that that coffee maker review originally said "my dead husband." Should've said that first. I am an idiot. Carry on.
3:45 PM Nov 6th
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Anybody else remember the dead husband coffee maker review? That was fun. I love you guys. (read the comments)
3:34 PM Nov 6th
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For those of you who enjoy a side of irony with your lunch:
11:55 AM Nov 6th
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Your icon's nuts and bolts, /
And it's your birthday, @! /
You taught us to do it wrong, /
So here's a song /
something something cake.
8:35 PM Nov 5th
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That Craigslist post, which is still up, features a probably-naked dude on a couch in the background of table pics. (found by @)
2:46 PM Nov 5th
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- Name Henry Birdseye
- Location Chicago
- Web http://tehawesome...
- Bio Chicago grad student getting Master's in Human Computer Interaction enjoys technology, burritos.
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