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  1. Oops I appear to have eaten half a chocolate orange.
  2. oh just seen the Robin Hood trailer. Looks awesome, not a mullet in sight.
  3. right, it's 11.14 and i've done nothing. Time to do something. I'll just get a brew on first.
  4. Is sad to hear that a really lovely young woman lost her Dad on Sat. Poor loves. Xx
  5. Am actually just realising that I've invited 16 people over for a party on next Wed.Was a good idea at the time.
  6. Am still in bed.
  7. Really can't be arsed to wrap presents.
  8. Is a PS3 widow. Was a good idea at the time!
  9. Double arses. Think cat may have licked icing. Hmm should I fess up and just not eat any myself?
  10. Arses. Cake disaster.
  11. Oh everything's white!
  12. Still think Family Guy is the most hilarious series since Allo Allo.
  13. @simonpegg or it's Last Samurai on ITV2 while recording True Blood. TV it's like waiting for buses except not.
  14. I'm such a happy gin drinker!
  15. @BirdWatchingMag he's got the legs.
  16. @BirdWatchingMag it's a new ITV show "Beer Drinking on Ice". Wheedon could be Philip Schofield
  17. must feed the cake tonight. One for the chef, one for the cake, repeat til unconscious.
  18. @Jason_Manford you're not supposed to push it's head down to get the poo out.
  19. The ONLY place for the perfect pigs in blankets http://www.bostonsausage.co.uk
  20. 4 1/2 hours left to go. Giddy with excitment.