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  1. I was wondering why my data usage was over 3.000.000.00 K.B, it turns out that I was not signing out on M.S.N. messenger, costly mistake!
  2. Every Canadian is 15.000 dollars in debt towards the deficit, every American is 40.000 dollars in debt towards the deficit of their country!
  3. A N.A.S.A rocket had reached the moon and the discovery of water has fascinated people of all walks of life! Water but where is that alien!
  4. I withdrew a 140.00 out of the video lottery terminal, and did not even have to put in a P,I.N number!
  5. I had to delete a tweet the other day, bcuz I discovered that functionality is not a word in the dictionary, I am thorougly embarassed!
  6. Kiss is in Winnipeg, Manitoba on monday to a sold out show at the M.T.S centre, god of thunderrrrrr and rock n rooooolll!
  7. Twitter is an extraordinary site, it allows celebrities to express themselves without a script!
  8. she talks crazy talk, she can dance, she can sing, like a puppet on a string but she aint in control of a single thing, she talks crazy talk
  9. I am in the process of lookin for a much needed masseuse and a chiropractor, I cannot wait till I get my bones cracked!
  10. Some halloween partygoers r waking up, on a floor with their costume still on, and a headache the size of the grand canyon!
  11. Jealousy, greed and arrogance, now there r 3 qualities that I disrespect, if u find somebody who respects them , turn the other way and run!
  12. I have an idea for a costume for men or for women. How about body paint and a bathing suit for a man or body paint and a bikini for a woman!
  13. Trial and error in some ways is not a good way to educate yourself, especially if you're dealing with dynamite and pyrotechnics!
  14. I have revealed my appearance, did not want to conceal it. I think everyone should know who they are chatting with!
  15. I am going to comment on Mr. Kutcher's tweet, A dog sure knows how to leave a reprisal, if it has not been fed!
  16. Ahhhh! Just got the carpet shampooed, it smell's like the garden of eden in here, all that's missing is an american bombshell!
  17. If technological advancement keeps upgrading, conversations will be a thing of the past, our lips will be at the end of our fingertips!
  18. Winnipeg has had some killer bands come 2 town, and there r more 2 come! Rock on Winnipeg Rock on!
  19. If u said milk to my joke below, u have just failed in agriculture! A cow does not drink milk, a cow drink's water. You failed!
  20. I would like you to spell silk, three times very quickly.............What does a cow drink?