tedalexandro
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Is Sting trying to look like Burl Ives? "Roxanne, pull up an ice block and lend an ear..." (via @)
about 3 hours ago
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@ Good to see Sid's Pants has survived the recession!
7:41 AM Dec 19th
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Delilah juat told a girl to stop calling her stepdad a "step" dad. Then she dedicated the Charlie Brown song to them. God, I love Delilah!
8:48 PM Dec 18th
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Wanna have fun, people? Do what I do! Buy your Kris Kringle at the office a porno! You gotta have fun! Life is too short, am I right people?
3:06 PM Dec 18th
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I love when people try to make small talk with store cashiers during holiday season, "Been busy all day?"
What do you think? Next!
2:49 PM Dec 18th
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When did days become "shopping days"?
12:47 PM Dec 18th
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Gloria Estefan wants to see Christmas through my eyes. It's probably not so different, minus the Miami Sound Machine.
9:59 AM Dec 18th
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I am coming up with replacements for LOL in 2010. So far PIMP "piss in my pants", ATAS "almost took a shit" and JTAS "Just took a shit".
9:57 AM Dec 18th
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I never have but just for a moment I always consider jerking off to the American Apparel ads on the back of The Onion.
11:07 AM Dec 17th
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Just did Keith and the Girl. Funny shit as always! Thanks to @ and Chemda!
2:23 PM Dec 15th
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I'll be on the "Keith and the Girl" podcast today at 4pm ().
9:41 AM Dec 15th
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@ Thank you, Chris!
9:39 AM Dec 15th
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"Into the Woods", my blog on Tiger:
4:29 PM Dec 14th
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@ Brought it, Joey. Had to bring it!
7:35 PM Dec 13th
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I'm at Comix tonight opening for J.B. Smoove (Leon Black on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"), 7:30pm.
11:42 AM Dec 13th
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At the Comic Strip tonight at 8pm & Comedy Cellar at 11:30pm.
12:14 PM Dec 12th
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I'm at the Comedy Cellar tonight at 7:30 and the Comic Strip at 10:30.
1:53 PM Dec 11th
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Watching George Carlin "It's Bad For Ya". Genius. Nobody is doing shit this good even now.
8:19 PM Dec 9th
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@ I'm telling Lang you said that.
6:37 PM Dec 9th
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If I had a vagina I'd be pretty meticulous with its care but at times I'd get disinterested and careless. I know myself.
3:29 PM Dec 5th
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- Name tedalexandro
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- Bio I'm a standup comedian, actor, musician living in Astoria, NY.
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