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  1. So @chiefBrwnMeanie wants to get an Exotic Shorthair kitty. Think "all I want is just one sammich" and Wilfred Brimley lookalike. Thoughts?
  2. Places I'm glad I'm not today: DC. It's nice and sunny in suburban Denver. Nenner, neener.
  3. FUCK YOU, DMCA. FUCK YOU IN THE EAR. http://twitpic.com/u4jw9
  4. So @chiefBrwnMeanie and @fredjr71 got each other a bunch of Cuisinart stuff for Christmas. Who wants a coffee panini?
  5. Sanding an eatwich. Did I do it right, internet?
  6. @mickeylonchar Fart jokes really help synergize the blue-sky solutioneering needed for successful link-swapping social media interactions!
  7. I'm at Sunflower Farmers Market - http://bkite.com/2fput
  8. @Doorley or you could go to the beach on the north shore of Kauai where they actually filmed it...
  9. Taking some landscape pics of downtown Denver but the light is wrong. Gonna try again in the morning.
  10. @saratoga Best "DELETE" day, more like it. BALLEETED!
  11. I think every email subscription list I'm subscribed to has emailed me in the last hour.
  12. @Gravitational depends on how the helmet fits.
  13. at some point this campaign finance plan that's right now at 36 pages will be done. "some point" will be 10pm tonight when it's due.
  14. .@chiefBrwnMeanie: "You whiteys and your fancy words."
  15. @_moira_ it does not excuse a whole litany of other votes of hers that make me question if she's still really a Democrat
  16. @chiefBrwnMeanie well I wasn't going to go eat the chocolate *now*. The mall's closed.
  17. @chiefBrwnMeanie can I go and just eat the chocolate? i have time to do that...
  18. @Calabaria Haha sure. I'll be in town until January minus a few days around Christmas. Sometime later this week? I'll be around DU a lot...
  19. @LeftOfSean We know nobody watches the humor-bleached miserable hour of "Leno." But Conan? Eh. Do highlights on YouTube count?
  20. So I got an A- on my net neutrality strategy paper for @GSPMgwu issues management class. I can live with that.