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Ted Danson reads from @arrington's diary. http://bit.ly/10E04iabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie
A catalogue of 80's hot sax solos. http://imacomputa.org/sax/ Internet + clip art = WIN!about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@almacy Are you implying there's something wrong with the canonical "hot sax solo" of the '80s?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to almacy
@tstiles Sorry to hear the news. we'll be sending lots of happy positive thoughts your way.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tstiles
RT @PatBuchanan Went to Baja Fresh to grab some takeout. It sure was awkward in there.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
I wonder if Windows Update in XP on a VMware image could POSSIBLY take any longer or eat up any more system resources? Maybe?about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
GETOFFTHEPHONE! http://bit.ly/IU0YX It's so much fun listening to right-wingers come completely unglued...8:16 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
@chiefBrwnMeanie looks like @seekwalKat found a warm place to crash. she seems rather indifferent to your concerns.5:40 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to chiefBrwnMeanie
busy day building interwebs.9:50 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
Fell asleep at my desk for about 10 minutes. Time to move venues. Ugh.10:20 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@tbeseda It's beyond that: http://bit.ly/Z0vlS See last paragraph especially. #iranelection9:43 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to tbeseda
http://twitpic.com/am41r - #iranelection protest at White House - second shot9:13 PM Jul 16th from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/am3yo - #iranelection protest in front of the White House tonight.9:12 PM Jul 16th from TwitPic
@tbeseda and it's also a statement about how a pervball singer's death TOTALLY swallowed up news coverage of something far more important9:10 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to tbeseda
@tbeseda there are still bloody protests in Iran (and peaceful ones in front of the White House today).9:08 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to tbeseda
Before he was *Senator Al Franken* he was "Senator" "Paul Simon." http://bit.ly/2PRRs8:59 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie
@timbrauhn wouldn't that be the informational kiosk computer in the lobby at Google HQ in California?12:28 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to timbrauhn
is it just me, or has Enterprise rent-a-car in Denver doubled their weekly rate since May?7:00 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
The other scary thing was that I was listening to some old You Look Nice Today and had no freakin' clue any of that was going on.3:51 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
Whoah. I was walking to Union Station about 2 blocks east of here about 10 minutes after it happened. Scary. http://bit.ly/o1Ow93:40 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie

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