technothug
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@: Spare me your potential nags on who she is. I have learned to resist you in your influence over me in your absence.
about 19 hours ago
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Preview: I am dating a co-worker now. It has "ginormous disaster" written all over, but I'm a sucker for taking chances. Plus the ass calls
about 19 hours ago
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RT @: having one of those "is it me?" days. <-- Women are crazy. We love you regardless
about 19 hours ago
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I've been away. I've been building new stories to tell. They involve guns, girls, and gadgets. Once I am done compiling, I will share
about 19 hours ago
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Had a liquid lunchtime date today. I like a girl who doesn't mind mid-day imbibing. It is the keyphrase to my cold machine heart/
1:48 PM Dec 7th
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I broke my Golden Rule today. Surprisingly, II didn't succumb to spontaneous combustion or vicious rumors. It's a good start.
10:47 AM Dec 7th
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wishes that he can wish everyone a Happy Monday, but there isn't such a unicorn in existence.
7:27 AM Dec 7th
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...because inflicting extreme violence on virtual objects is a win-win for everyone. I'm in a genocidal mood for riz.
4:24 PM Dec 4th
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This looks like a job for (cue heroic horns): !
4:21 PM Dec 4th
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And I have finally figured out why I am going gray so fast.
4:14 PM Dec 4th
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I h8 that I am keeping my rage under control. I pride myself on bringing shitstorms to those who wrong me. Heart attack, here I come!
4:12 PM Dec 4th
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Happy Stressed-Out Friday, everyone!
8:00 AM Dec 4th
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RT @: BREAKING: Wiggins flight lands in a field near Rome, NY: <- The Sully Effect is in play. Pilots are gods.
8:55 AM Dec 3rd
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@ LOL. I figured it out, but thanks for clarifying.
8:52 AM Dec 3rd
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Dear stupid burglar, thank for for the pic. Luv, Philly Police. P.S. You should seek therapy.
8:08 AM Dec 3rd
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Nothing says I'm on the El like the smell of urine everywhere. I miss regional rail
2:14 PM Dec 2nd
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RT @: RT @ Use your powers for good=] <- Fuck dat. Use them for evil. God demands it.
7:57 AM Dec 2nd
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Now that I knocked off a bottle of Jack to the head, it's time to kill some NAIs a.k.a tangos. I <3 acronyms, jargon, & Jack
6:08 PM Dec 1st
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@ Request coming as soon as I finish my Jack straight up and put myself in genocide mode. Therapy session in 30
5:31 PM Dec 1st
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@ I'm PS3 but for the sake of some of my loser friends I am buying an Xbox for Xmas. I am not trying to be cute.
5:25 PM Dec 1st
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- Name Mike Panik
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