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  1. Hot chocolate, orange liqueur, and Ballerina cookies. Tasty and soothing.
  2. "Less" and "fewer" are not interchangeable!
  3. Wow, I'm pretty much destroying everything I touch today (I now fear for this computer.)
  4. OMG I TOTALLY HAVE POWER AND INTERNET AGAIN.
  5. It's been over 12 hours since we lost power and they don't know it's going to be restored. This is getting annoying.
  6. Come on now, you could turn the MGMT up a little louder, I'm only deaf in one ear.
  7. I keep forgetting to tweet (or communicate at all). I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last two days. I'm really beginning to miss it.
  8. Just got home from the dentist. Not. Coherent. At. All.
  9. @DaveMinella A wise police officer once told me, "It's only illegal if you get caught."
  10. @vonslatt Bernie used 'passing the SEC investigation' as a selling point! The SEC is just as guilty as he is. They're all scammers.
  11. @vonslatt Absolutely! The SEC never asked to see one trade. The investigator was busy dating Bernie's niece so he probably didn't have time.
  12. @vonslatt I'm not trying to argue, I just think every criminal should be prosecuted, regardless of their chosen victim!
  13. @vonslatt It should be divided based on how much each person lost. If the govt enforced it's laws this wouldn't have happened.
  14. I've determined that *cat ears* = cute, but *cat ears and a tail* = furry. That may be important in some social situations.
  15. @vonslatt If someone burglarized your home it wouldn't make sense to give the recovered property to the poor. Bernie is a criminal.
  16. @sickforcute Until I see legitimate news coverage I'm going to assume it's some sort of morbid new rickroll.
  17. That sounds posh @a4x4kiwi ! I switched to dark rum and pineapple juice tonight, perfect for a summer night.
  18. Chocolate vodka and triple sec sounds like a drink that was invented by a 12 year old. It is delicious.
  19. I'm at home, drinking, watching @bre frost a cupcake with a robot, and a hammock full of bunnies. That's a pretty good Friday night.
  20. @DaveMinella If you like those you should try Ninja Warrior. All the ridiculously difficult challenges with extremely skilled athletes.