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  1. I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
  2. The years teach much which the days never knew.
  3. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  4. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
  5. Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
  6. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  7. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
  8. Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
  9. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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  11. Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
  12. Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
  13. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
  14. An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
  15. A prudent question is one half of wisdom.
  16. I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
  17. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
  18. We need not think alike to love alike.
  19. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
  20. The gods too are fond of a joke.