techguytales
- I was trying to come up with a good April Fool's joke, but I was intellectually bankrupt. I blame you, the old fuck in my office.10:51 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- New memo coming out next week, settle down people.9:17 AM Mar 7th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- Goddamn fucking Hillary. I hate her. Dirty politics just means she's desperate and finally realizes that she won't win solely on her issues.9:19 AM Feb 25th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- Hillary is probably going to win in California... there are just way too many twats here.12:14 PM Feb 3rd, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- You gotta love California weather, rain at night, bright and fresh in the morning!9:14 AM Jan 28th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- Updates coming either today or tomorrow. Patience people! I know you want to hear what I have to say.11:00 AM Jan 23rd, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- Obama won the Iowa caucus, that says this country isn't ignorant after all! People chose intellectual over color, that's history being w ...8:59 AM Jan 4th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
- Goddamn it. Jessica Alba is preggy. I give her three months after the baby is born for the break up. I should have made her pregnant.9:42 AM Dec 13th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- What the fuck is with these presidential candidates? Grow some balls already. I should write a post on all these fucking issues.8:02 PM Dec 6th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- People, obesity is not a disease... it's a fucking excuse. I wanted to slap that mother who bought six bread sticks for her obese kid.4:10 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- Don't kill too many Turkeys you hungry bastards. Poor Turkeys get killed for no fucking reason. Eat some chicken, too, they feel left out.8:55 AM Nov 22nd, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- These fucking Hollywood writers, stop the bullshit already. Programmers don't make money on software profits. Goddamn stupid asses.11:03 AM Nov 20th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- If you wrote me in a email in the past 2-3 weeks, please send the email again... my stupid form on this website broke. Damn AJAX / WP Cache.11:41 AM Nov 14th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- Calm the fuck down you bitches. New memo coming in a day or two. Did you really expect me to finish up the memo over the long weekend?9:22 AM Nov 13th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- What's with this fucking yoga craze? I heard on the news yesterday, "Yoga improves your IQ." WTF? Only stupid bitches would buy that.3:47 PM Nov 7th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
- Shirley Phelps-Roper just got fucking owned. You stupid bitch, now pay up that $11 mill. That'll teach your dumb ass. Die already.2:44 PM Oct 31st, 2007 from web
- Damn the fire in San Diego, I am coughing like a mofo. Great job to all those who helped to get it out.9:07 AM Oct 29th, 2007 from web
- Thank you StumbleUpon for sending 10,000 in one day! Goddamn the Wordpress WP-Cache plug-in. It's shit. I need to get a dedicated server.4:23 PM Oct 25th, 2007 from web
- HipHop Harry should be strangled to death. I should write an article on this stupid motherfucker. Google it, if you don't know who he is.6:51 PM Oct 22nd, 2007 from web
- Do you know why there's always traffic in California? Cause people can't fucking merge into lanes without slowing down!!! Morons.6:59 PM Oct 18th, 2007 from web
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