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  1. I was trying to come up with a good April Fool's joke, but I was intellectually bankrupt. I blame you, the old fuck in my office.10:51 AM Apr 1st, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  2. New memo coming out next week, settle down people.9:17 AM Mar 7th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  3. Goddamn fucking Hillary. I hate her. Dirty politics just means she's desperate and finally realizes that she won't win solely on her issues.9:19 AM Feb 25th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  4. Hillary is probably going to win in California... there are just way too many twats here.12:14 PM Feb 3rd, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  5. You gotta love California weather, rain at night, bright and fresh in the morning!9:14 AM Jan 28th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  6. Updates coming either today or tomorrow. Patience people! I know you want to hear what I have to say.11:00 AM Jan 23rd, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  7. Obama won the Iowa caucus, that says this country isn't ignorant after all! People chose intellectual over color, that's history being w ...8:59 AM Jan 4th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  8. Goddamn it. Jessica Alba is preggy. I give her three months after the baby is born for the break up. I should have made her pregnant.9:42 AM Dec 13th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  9. What the fuck is with these presidential candidates? Grow some balls already. I should write a post on all these fucking issues.8:02 PM Dec 6th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  10. People, obesity is not a disease... it's a fucking excuse. I wanted to slap that mother who bought six bread sticks for her obese kid.4:10 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  11. Don't kill too many Turkeys you hungry bastards. Poor Turkeys get killed for no fucking reason. Eat some chicken, too, they feel left out.8:55 AM Nov 22nd, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  12. These fucking Hollywood writers, stop the bullshit already. Programmers don't make money on software profits. Goddamn stupid asses.11:03 AM Nov 20th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  13. If you wrote me in a email in the past 2-3 weeks, please send the email again... my stupid form on this website broke. Damn AJAX / WP Cache.11:41 AM Nov 14th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  14. Calm the fuck down you bitches. New memo coming in a day or two. Did you really expect me to finish up the memo over the long weekend?9:22 AM Nov 13th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  15. What's with this fucking yoga craze? I heard on the news yesterday, "Yoga improves your IQ." WTF? Only stupid bitches would buy that.3:47 PM Nov 7th, 2007 from Twitter Tools
  16. Shirley Phelps-Roper just got fucking owned. You stupid bitch, now pay up that $11 mill. That'll teach your dumb ass. Die already.2:44 PM Oct 31st, 2007 from web
  17. Damn the fire in San Diego, I am coughing like a mofo. Great job to all those who helped to get it out.9:07 AM Oct 29th, 2007 from web
  18. Thank you StumbleUpon for sending 10,000 in one day! Goddamn the Wordpress WP-Cache plug-in. It's shit. I need to get a dedicated server.4:23 PM Oct 25th, 2007 from web
  19. HipHop Harry should be strangled to death. I should write an article on this stupid motherfucker. Google it, if you don't know who he is.6:51 PM Oct 22nd, 2007 from web
  20. Do you know why there's always traffic in California? Cause people can't fucking merge into lanes without slowing down!!! Morons.6:59 PM Oct 18th, 2007 from web
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