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  1. Local man as home goes dark: 'Shoulda paid that one' http://tinyurl.com/c339s3
  2. Wife would love husband more if he were different person http://tinyurl.com/ccymcf
  3. Friendly asteroid passes within 25,000 miles of Earth, waves http://tinyurl.com/d8xz3x
  4. Side effects of new drug include death http://tinyurl.com/cr9fdu
  5. Mary Poppins sued for giving medical advice http://tinyurl.com/aebnoo
  6. Charmin introduces 'No Behind Left Behind' program http://teaspoontimes.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/charmin/
  7. Bear market downgraded to water buffalo market http://tinyurl.com/aqz3j6
  8. Child on sled just before slamming into pole: 'Wheee!' http://tinyurl.com/cyaa2f
  9. Local poet always insists on rhyming 'strife' with 'life' http://tinyurl.com/c6edw5
  10. Obama slogan mistranslated as 'Yes We Aluminum Container' http://tinyurl.com/99okh3
  11. How do I get rid of all these paperclips? http://tinyurl.com/cxlyfh
  12. Latest news: Intricate scientific joke actually quite funny - http://tinyurl.com/b8p79x
  13. Latest news: Extreme cold hits Midwest, just like every year -- http://tinyurl.com/9swnvd
  14. New article: Dick Cheney finds his 100th way to make small children cry - http://www.teaspoontimes.com/story/cheney
  15. New article: Reporter throws dog at Bush, calls him 'shoe' - http://tinyurl.com/5lj297
  16. Baby girl born with 1 digg - http://tinyurl.com/6o25oz
  17. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout still won't take the garbage out -- http://tinyurl.com/6jn6u3
  18. Man carries 24 ounces of cocktail sauce through airport security - http://tinyurl.com/5omja7
  19. Dear Jackie: My dog swallowed an aluminum can! http://tinyurl.com/6jwrel
  20. Ford CEO vows to drive to Washington as expensively as possible http://tinyurl.com/644puz