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  1. What's going on tonight? No work tomorrow, no rulez tonight. about 5 hours ago from twidroid
  2. I think life would be better if every guy I make out with wears Lipsmackers. about 9 hours ago from twidroid
  3. hey stalkers, I C U. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. @romanemperor um, why is there a picture of you with my boyfriend? about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  5. lovers & fuckers about 21 hours ago from twidroid
  6. @francbecerra No idea. I just saw a commercial with a 1-800 number. Even the boyfriends in the commercial were advocating it. I'm sold. about 22 hours ago from twidroid in reply to francbecerra
  7. Touching. RT @AnthonyDollar #aintnothinglike a woman that make you wanna be a better man. about 22 hours ago from twidroid
  8. The 40-yr-old women in the commercial for the Trojan Vibrating Mini just called it "cute" & described it as "date night". I'm uncomfortable. about 22 hours ago from twidroid
  9. I'm sorry, I couldn't watch any more of New Moon for today. I'm far too sober, and Taylor Lautner's face kept bothering me. 9:54 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  10. @franalations check your DMs 8:49 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to franalations
  11. Found a bootleg of New Moon online. Trying to figure out which drug I need to take to be able to sit through this. 8:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. 7:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. Watching Pretty Woman. Getting inspiration. 3:05 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  14. "I gave him a blowjob, no big deal. I mean, it's no big deal compared to the world. There's the war in Iraq, and then there's a blowjob." 12:00 AM Nov 24th from twidroid
  15. Dear blonde stonefox that was arm-in-arm with that suitable silverfox in weho, plz SHARE. 8:43 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  16. Sad, but true. RT @SarahMorrison Having a penis in your vagina feels far more sanitary than having a tongue in your mouth. 8:40 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  17. "She's nasty. I think she's trying to sleep with all of Hollywood."- @sofiedeville 4:46 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  18. @MrVDW honey, i don't need any classes for THAT. 2:44 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to MrVDW
  19. Getting messages like "hey i miss ya," makes me REALLY want to sleep with you. 1:58 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. "We met in the bathroom. It was so romantic." 1:06 PM Nov 23rd from web