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  1. What's going on tonight? No work tomorrow, no rulez tonight.
  2. I think life would be better if every guy I make out with wears Lipsmackers.
  3. hey stalkers, I C U.
  4. @romanemperor um, why is there a picture of you with my boyfriend?
  5. lovers & fuckers
  6. @francbecerra No idea. I just saw a commercial with a 1-800 number. Even the boyfriends in the commercial were advocating it. I'm sold.
  7. Touching. RT @AnthonyDollar #aintnothinglike a woman that make you wanna be a better man.
  8. The 40-yr-old women in the commercial for the Trojan Vibrating Mini just called it "cute" & described it as "date night". I'm uncomfortable.
  9. I'm sorry, I couldn't watch any more of New Moon for today. I'm far too sober, and Taylor Lautner's face kept bothering me.
  10. @franalations check your DMs
  11. Found a bootleg of New Moon online. Trying to figure out which drug I need to take to be able to sit through this.
  12. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
  13. Watching Pretty Woman. Getting inspiration.
  14. "I gave him a blowjob, no big deal. I mean, it's no big deal compared to the world. There's the war in Iraq, and then there's a blowjob."
  15. Dear blonde stonefox that was arm-in-arm with that suitable silverfox in weho, plz SHARE.
  16. Sad, but true. RT @SarahMorrison Having a penis in your vagina feels far more sanitary than having a tongue in your mouth.
  17. "She's nasty. I think she's trying to sleep with all of Hollywood."- @sofiedeville
  18. @MrVDW honey, i don't need any classes for THAT.
  19. Getting messages like "hey i miss ya," makes me REALLY want to sleep with you.
  20. "We met in the bathroom. It was so romantic."