tdeffen
- Follow @fireland ! "Could I please finish frantically scrubbing this bloodstained onesie before answering all your stupid questions?"11:53 AM Jul 17th from TwitterFox
- God told me that it's His divine will that I shouldn't work today, so I'll see you later. What do you mean I'm fired?8:36 AM Jul 17th from TwitterFox
- I'm missing out on the rebroadcast of Apollo 11 because my work won't let me stream the real-time audio. Bleh.12:34 PM Jul 16th from TwitterFox
- Most disappointing recent album purchase was "The Hold Steady". What was I thinking? Also, they really need a new singer.11:19 AM Jul 16th from TwitterFox
- This coffee is like a hammer to the face. In other words, it's some good shit.7:56 AM Jul 16th from TwitterFox
- Dilemma: Continue following people I know in real life or unfollow them because I stopped caring what they tweet months ago?6:05 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- @haleywh Happy Early Birthday to me!1:32 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFox in reply to haleywh
- "Oves" are the logical counterparts to Truck Nutz, but I still have a warm place in my heart for Truck "Vaj".12:44 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFox
- Sen. Coburn, you make me hate the majority of voters in this state. http://tr.im/coburn10:13 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFox
- Enjoying a cheap tecate with @haleywh at El Guapo's. Now I'm ready to enjoy cheap tacos.5:09 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- @sarahvancamp I had to look up every one of your references on wikipedia. I'm pretty out of touch.7:40 AM Jul 14th from TwitterFox in reply to sarahvancamp
- My mom requested my facebook friendship. IGNORED1:09 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
- I spent lunch break getting car oil changed. Result: ~115200 jiffies to lubricate the engine. http://bit.ly/ttXSV12:52 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
- You're breaking news isn't very breaking and you're twitter-storming my list. Goodbye, @cnnbrk ! http://yfrog.com/0eycsj7:32 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- @sarahvancamp Are you tweeting from the future?9:06 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to sarahvancamp
- Once again, Friday at work is a clusterfuck!7:55 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
- .@offlogic When do we get to celebrate Thomas Edison's birthday? We can electrocute animals with AC to preserve his spirit.6:55 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
- "Yippee-kiyay, buddy." #1stdraftmovielines2:32 PM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
- @PopeOnABomb My mind was just blown, then I noticed that there are quotes and no "that" in that sentence.10:45 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to PopeOnABomb
- I made you my bitch, Hamburger Helper.10:44 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
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- Name Tyler Deffenbaugh
- Location Tulsa, OK
- Bio Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them.
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