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  1. Here coffee, coffee, coffee *claps* c'mon, boy! c'MON!
  2. Now to the Walls for Christmas cheer! Cheers!
  3. Don't ever hope to get me "on board" by using the words "dumpster diving" and "I think it goes with the couch" in the same sentence. #decor
  4. Expected: dust atop Giant TV Cabinet. Unexpected: used Q-tip atop Giant TV Cabinet. Really? I mean, really?? #cleaning
  5. This is like cleaning a crime scene. I actually just lost the bag I was using to collect the trash. Somewhere in the trash.
  6. Dear Dehmlows, that was very kind to let us borrow the Oreck Vacuum Cleaner. Also a big mistake because I'm never giving it back. #oreck
  7. Bad News: vacuum cleaner broke! Good News: ShopVac to the rescue! Better News: POWER. Bad News: it just ate half of Wife's spilled makeup!
  8. I know I'm late on this but okay so Tiger had 11 affairs? I mean, like on purpose?? WHO WOULD WANT ELEVEN RELATIO--I just don't get it lol.
  9. Just helped Chad make the jump to light speed. Welcome to the iPhone, pal. We've been expecting you. #iPhone
  10. @cmundell 33˚ would be a heatwave in Colorado right now... #freezing
  11. I have 6 thin-cut sirloin strips and I am looking for a good marinade. Please advise. #recipes #marinade #steak #grilling
  12. *slap*puff of flour* Time to make the doughnuts. #morning
  13. @iamkendal @hookedonwinter I'm waaAAaay ahead of you.
  14. Colorado? I get it already. #subzero
  15. Linear thought, while potebtially useful, should be used sparingly, as it often devolves into logic.
  16. On 4 cylinders. Need 12. Fire up the converters, R2.
  17. @iamkendal Kendall, sup. It's Bailey. Wanna hang this weekend again? The ball and chains are taking off skiing fri-sun. Hit me up. *paw bump
  18. Chipotle! Away!!
  19. I want food. And drink. Yes! Food and drink! You there! You will get me food and drink!
  20. I think I just photographed my brain. More on this as developments unfold.