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  1. I barely have the strength to open doors at all, let alone bust them.
  2. Of COURSE the rain starts just as I get on the bike. Now it will stop, no doubt. #bikecommute
  3. @kkxmas Oh, well, in that case something like euphorbia confinalis would be a good choice. If the thorns aren't enough, the sap is caustic.
  4. @kkxmas I warned Rowan about the plants. "Specifically discourage them", I said. But did he listen? Nooo...
  5. @jamesonbrown Wow, the videos related to "Girl Drink Drunk" are... well... they're videos, all right!
  6. @jonbell Do your toe break on impact with the bully's backside?
  7. @Sundry Hey, you and your coyote ugly friend are famous! (As seen on tv)
  8. @markdeloura Wait, up the coast to where again?
  9. Actual @CERN photo of the moment the singularity formed. Staff clearly unaware of plunging toward the event horizon: http://bit.ly/7fIaia
  10. I feel inexplicably drawn to what @CERN is doing today. Maybe the doomsayers were right. OH NOES!
  11. @bensarah Sorta. I caught the car died rash, really. But now that I've gotten over the intimidation I may keep it up in less foul weather.
  12. @bensarah It wasn't the best day to bike to work with 12 pounds of cookie dough on my back either!
  13. @kkxmas I like the way you're all crisp and sharp and he's all blurry. It looks like a special effect from Ghost Whisperer or Supernatural.
  14. First week of bike commuting has gone swimmingly (in more ways that one). Even biking w/ 20 lbs of cookie dough didn't dampen my enthusiasm
  15. I feel oddly and frequently compelled to reply to @Sundry. In this case, a lullaby challenge: http://bit.ly/83UTG. Take that!
  16. Happy 150th birthday to the Riemann Hypothesis!
  17. @superpuppy There is no greater reward than seeing asshattery go unrewarded
  18. @sundry A bit late now, but I'm pretty sure if you're in a 4 hour meeting a/ @hotdogsladies, urinating in your chair won't put him off pace.
  19. @Sundry Um... here. http://bit.ly/3esJVR
  20. @jonbell Bus is a 3 hour roundtrip. I'd rather call in sick. What? My boss is reading this? Oh crap.