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  1. Nicky just asked if Jesus gave Santa an invisible forcefield so people couldn't see his workshop. I think that's probably true...
  2. @candicecrafton u should have asked me...I have a bunch to give out
  3. Cedric Benson out today = bad news for my team. Rock Cartwright needs to ignore the fact the he is a K-State alum and play like a champ 2day
  4. I should have cracked that bottle of Evan Williams before I started watching The Santa Clause...now I'm too depressed to drink
  5. RT @timcarvell: I like that the day we all give thanks is immediately followed by the day we have fistfights over $30 Blu-Ray players.
  6. "oh stewardess...I speak jive"
  7. Let me tell ya something...The Gin Blossoms still got it
  8. "My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious"
  9. @candicecrafton just send some people 2 or 3 cards. That would be a hilarious way to mess with their heads and also clear your surplus cards
  10. RT @CNN: US won't join landmine ban. http://bit.ly/7KRqZa //Well Russia and China aren't signing either so I guess we're in good company :-{
  11. Goosfraba...
  12. RT @ro_tel: Retweet this and follow @ro_tel for a chance to win enough RO*TEL to make queso dip for 100! Winner announced 9PM EST.
  13. Happy Slapsgiving
  14. RT @elizabethesther: In many fundamentalist churches, I think full-blown mental illness parades as holiness.// Sad but quite probably true
  15. @TheOtherLeslie no, but I know some incompetent, overpriced ones. I don't suppose that helps much...
  16. Just got a phone call that nobody ever wants to get. A kid from a family we used to know killed himself this morning. Senseless tragedy...
  17. @prodigaljohn that sounds like the first line of a Dean Koontz novel
  18. The first Shrek was a classic, the 2n one was ok...Shrek the 3rd is an abomination that makes me want to renounce my allegiance to the crown
  19. @edandbeka welcome back
  20. "If onlys and justs were candies and nuts than every day would be erntedankfest"