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  1. @jaeventurer I will eat his brains to gain his knowledge. Or I would, except he lives in Arkansas. I will probably eat a sandwich instead.10:51 AM Nov 8th from Echofon in reply to jaeventurer
  2. Just lost to @somanymatts in tennis, 6-1 6-2 6-1. Laugh if you must but by winning games in each set, and 4 total, this is a personal best.6:28 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  3. @rainnwilson Sunny Von Bulow #vegetables12:43 PM Nov 4th from web
  4. @bingopajamas Pssst... I'm jealous. And if it's cool I'd love to read it when you're done7:01 PM Nov 3rd from web
  5. @stephshanz Move it football head!10:35 AM Nov 3rd from web
  6. Doing yoga, but only because going for a run would force me to confront the fact of my smoke-diminished lung capacity. One step at a time...6:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. @elliott_forreal @somanymatts @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore For a tweeted convo about a band that nobody likes but me, this has been pretty epic.4:12 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. @somanymatts @erdubs The Radiohead lyric yr looking for, vis a vis my strong opinion, is "Just cuz you feel it doesn't mean it's there."3:10 PM Nov 2nd from web
  9. @Somanymatts That's just lunacy. You, sir, are talking crazy. FACT: Radiohead makes the awesomest musics.2:21 PM Nov 2nd from web
  10. The Harvard sociology dept has a course on The Wire?! If watching The Wire is worth academic credit at Harvard, I want a fucking PhD. #fb12:45 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. @audlouise At the risk of creepsterism, I don't think the internet would ever classify a discussion of a woman's breasts as TM anything.12:39 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. In the words of Rocko's Modern Life, laundry day is a very dangerous day.5:32 PM Nov 1st from web
  13. @jenboseph "Son, women are like a refrigerator... 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... makes ice..." #obscuresimpsonsquotes4life1:20 PM Oct 31st from web
  14. @somanymatts In a related development, money can't buy me love.12:32 PM Oct 31st from web
  15. @somanymatts We'd all like to be Gary Sinise. Difference is Paul McCartney, were he so inclined, could actually afford to become Gary Sinise12:10 PM Oct 31st from web
  16. Gary, Im not sure you can be the frontman AND the bass player. You're not Paul McCartney.8:51 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  17. Watching Gary Sinise & the Lt Dan Band do covers at the CSI midseason bash on the CBS lot. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy? This is getting weird8:50 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  18. So far the scariest part of Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula is Keanu Reeves. #fb11:49 AM Oct 29th from web
  19. @elliott_forreal If you want to get extra meta about it, might I suggest "tweeting".12:15 PM Oct 28th from web
  20. I think today I will begin Eating the Dinosaur.7:25 AM Oct 28th from web