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  1. @erdubs Wanna see Lady Gaga performing at an NYU talent show as Stefanie Germanotta? Sure you do. http://bit.ly/kvyKt (hat tip @csingel) 3:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. RT @mattyglesias: State Sen Chris Buttars "I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time." http://bit. ... 10:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. @BrendanMcGuirk Fair enough. Tho personally I think hummus transcends sexual orientation. Like Angelina Jolie. But with more chickpeas. 1:26 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. Roller disco at the Echoplex. Of you're not here you made a mistake. 11:48 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  5. FOUR varieties of hummus in one container?! Trader Joe, you are too kind. 6:36 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. @somanymatts @elliott_forreal @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore Saw this article and thought of y'all http://is.gd/4Z1K8 11:48 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. So Edward Norton is guesting in this Modern Family episode? Whhhaat is going on? 10:03 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore Nuthin wrong w/the lively Miss Lively; many things right, really. But Leighton Meester has Blowjob Lips. 6:16 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. Dear Leighton Meester. Thank you. Sincerely yours, straight men. http://bit.ly/19HM0L 3:11 PM Nov 18th from web
  10. All right folks, that's a wrap. I think we've accomplished something meaningful here today. 1:39 PM Nov 18th from web
  11. 3) Fast food nachos straddle this line like a delicious Mexican vigilante. 1:37 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. 2) Stadium/movie nachos where 85 cents of chips & viscous orange goo r sold to u for $7 r a crime against the nacho's potential greatness. 1:37 PM Nov 18th from web
  13. 1) A loaded plate of nachos with all the trimmings is a dish fit for a king. 1:36 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. An old friend from Boston just asked me my thoughts on nachos, and I have decided to reproduce my answer here in tweet form. Ready? Set? Go. 1:35 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. This eggnog latte is really soothing my existential angst this morning. 9:55 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  16. "That's the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed." http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/389v 8:37 AM Nov 17th from web
  17. Last one. #twitterbooks @davidcopperfield 9:10 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. #twitterbooks Tweet the Beloved Country 8:56 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. #twitterbooks Atlas Tweeted 8:55 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. #twitterbooks Twitter on the Orient Express 8:55 PM Nov 16th from web