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  1. @erdubs Wanna see Lady Gaga performing at an NYU talent show as Stefanie Germanotta? Sure you do. http://bit.ly/kvyKt (hat tip @csingel)
  2. RT @mattyglesias: State Sen Chris Buttars "I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time." http://bit. ...
  3. @BrendanMcGuirk Fair enough. Tho personally I think hummus transcends sexual orientation. Like Angelina Jolie. But with more chickpeas.
  4. Roller disco at the Echoplex. Of you're not here you made a mistake.
  5. FOUR varieties of hummus in one container?! Trader Joe, you are too kind.
  6. @somanymatts @elliott_forreal @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore Saw this article and thought of y'all http://is.gd/4Z1K8
  7. So Edward Norton is guesting in this Modern Family episode? Whhhaat is going on?
  8. @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore Nuthin wrong w/the lively Miss Lively; many things right, really. But Leighton Meester has Blowjob Lips.
  9. Dear Leighton Meester. Thank you. Sincerely yours, straight men. http://bit.ly/19HM0L
  10. All right folks, that's a wrap. I think we've accomplished something meaningful here today.
  11. 3) Fast food nachos straddle this line like a delicious Mexican vigilante.
  12. 2) Stadium/movie nachos where 85 cents of chips & viscous orange goo r sold to u for $7 r a crime against the nacho's potential greatness.
  13. 1) A loaded plate of nachos with all the trimmings is a dish fit for a king.
  14. An old friend from Boston just asked me my thoughts on nachos, and I have decided to reproduce my answer here in tweet form. Ready? Set? Go.
  15. This eggnog latte is really soothing my existential angst this morning.
  16. "That's the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed." http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/389v
  17. Last one. #twitterbooks @davidcopperfield
  18. #twitterbooks Tweet the Beloved Country
  19. #twitterbooks Atlas Tweeted
  20. #twitterbooks Twitter on the Orient Express