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  1. @jaeventurer I will eat his brains to gain his knowledge. Or I would, except he lives in Arkansas. I will probably eat a sandwich instead.
  2. Just lost to @somanymatts in tennis, 6-1 6-2 6-1. Laugh if you must but by winning games in each set, and 4 total, this is a personal best.
  3. @rainnwilson Sunny Von Bulow #vegetables
  4. @bingopajamas Pssst... I'm jealous. And if it's cool I'd love to read it when you're done
  5. @stephshanz Move it football head!
  6. Doing yoga, but only because going for a run would force me to confront the fact of my smoke-diminished lung capacity. One step at a time...
  7. @elliott_forreal @somanymatts @erdubs @DavidDavidMoore For a tweeted convo about a band that nobody likes but me, this has been pretty epic.
  8. @somanymatts @erdubs The Radiohead lyric yr looking for, vis a vis my strong opinion, is "Just cuz you feel it doesn't mean it's there."
  9. @Somanymatts That's just lunacy. You, sir, are talking crazy. FACT: Radiohead makes the awesomest musics.
  10. The Harvard sociology dept has a course on The Wire?! If watching The Wire is worth academic credit at Harvard, I want a fucking PhD. #fb
  11. @audlouise At the risk of creepsterism, I don't think the internet would ever classify a discussion of a woman's breasts as TM anything.
  12. In the words of Rocko's Modern Life, laundry day is a very dangerous day.
  13. @jenboseph "Son, women are like a refrigerator... 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... makes ice..." #obscuresimpsonsquotes4life
  14. @somanymatts In a related development, money can't buy me love.
  15. @somanymatts We'd all like to be Gary Sinise. Difference is Paul McCartney, were he so inclined, could actually afford to become Gary Sinise
  16. Gary, Im not sure you can be the frontman AND the bass player. You're not Paul McCartney.
  17. Watching Gary Sinise & the Lt Dan Band do covers at the CSI midseason bash on the CBS lot. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy? This is getting weird
  18. So far the scariest part of Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula is Keanu Reeves. #fb
  19. @elliott_forreal If you want to get extra meta about it, might I suggest "tweeting".
  20. I think today I will begin Eating the Dinosaur.