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is in a theater awaiting the live Rifftrax 'Plan 9' broadcast. John Q. Asshole is singing the MST3K theme. Leave it in the dorm, fucko.
4:56 PM Aug 20th
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Seeing 'In The Loop' tonight. Did we need another documentary about knitting?
4:06 PM Aug 13th
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Just wrapped up a 5 minute conversation about how homelessness isn't funny, but hobos are
8:37 AM Aug 1st
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@ If we'd known you wanted video, we could have had you off our backs months ago.
9:16 PM Jul 31st
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@ We're terrific!
8:39 PM Jul 31st
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@ We're the same person. It's okay for a person to create 2 twitter accounts, but only a dick would have them follow each other
8:34 PM Jul 31st
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Is sitting around at home alone drinking beer on a Friday night still considered bitchin'? I know I'm behind on what's considered bitchin'.
8:25 PM Jul 31st
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SPOILER ALERT: the little girl in 'Orphan' has no mommy and daddy of her own :(
8:06 PM Jul 31st
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Going to see 'Orphan' by myself...I'm what they call "sans parents" this evening WOOOO
4:31 PM Jul 31st
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A copy of 'The Room' on DVD has left a stain on my coffee table that smells like vomit and pepper
7:20 PM Jul 30th
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Walking the streets...I belong to the cityyy [saxophoooone]...
6:50 PM Jul 27th
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Movie's over...I could have done more (with my Sunday afternoon).
2:04 PM Jul 26th
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watching Schindler's Infinite Playlist. It's exactly what it sounds like.
12:48 PM Jul 26th
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Tom Atkins is on my TV right now. he just nailed Jamie Lee Curtis. I high-fived his face.
10:20 PM Jul 25th
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Lucille Bluth was foxy in 1971...But she was Cocoa-Puffs-cuckoo.
5:35 PM Apr 17th
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got up this morning and took care of chores...Now is rewarding himself with shitty horror movies...Hello, 'Video Dead'!
10:57 AM Mar 28th
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holy cocking shart, it's after 3:00...time be flyin' today
11:06 AM Mar 26th
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I'm having my afternoon Excedrin in the morning. Hope I don't get jetlagged! (perhaps the most grown-up thing I've ever written.)
6:35 AM Mar 26th
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Someone around here is eating one of those new breakfast beef stews.
6:24 AM Mar 26th
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I also had a dream last night that Dan Hedaya was trying to scam me out of my fortune. As of this morning my dream is not on his IMDb page.
5:40 AM Mar 26th
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- Name Taylor Dahl
- Location Arlington, VA
- Bio I was born, all kinds of shit happened, and BOOM here I am.
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