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  1. ahhhhhhhh, it is #snowmageddon in dc!!!
  2. My name is tax esquire and I am addicted to M&Ms.
  3. @Lex_Discipulus beat that exam like a rented mule
  4. I have 7 pairs of pants at the gf's. Didn't know I had 7 pairs total. Guess its pretty serious. [ ;) @Lex_Discipulus ]
  5. Transexual on the sax IS the best sax
  6. Today, I am thankful I splurged on the cable packed with NFL Network
  7. WOOOOO!!! HOSSAAAAAAA!! HAPPY PANDA!!!
  8. i am a dope. got hacked, please ignore direct messages
  9. Fosters--pronounced beer no matter how you spell it.
  10. @Lex_Discipulus you are being productive! its almost 2 am and you are listening to a worthless class lecture!
  11. @Lex_Discipulus you <3 giveaways, but you realize that that was a Red Wings giveaway right? Did you want to be one of the five? oh, the fury
  12. @Lex_Discipulus so which one smelled better? And was it better than my funk?
  13. veteran's day is the bee's knees. If only it fell on a Fri. . .that would be even sweeter, like honey. Or something. Go Tues Night Drinking
  14. @Lex_Discipulus why do you say that?
  15. oh my aching ass
  16. If I quit smoking, but become addicted to farmville, do I win?
  17. My comment has been cited in an actual casebook. Awesome. Course I am not going pay 100 bucks for it
  18. At a fairly popular DC bar. Absolutely no one is there to watch the 'Skins. Its hilarious
  19. And if you told them what it stood for, how many would have a clue what you are talking about?
  20. How many people in a 100 do you think know what cc stands for in an email?