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  1. My friends are so interesting. Seriously, you all fascinate me.
  2. I beat the shit out of some fireworks with my eyeballs.
  3. We're all larpers in the larp of life.
  4. @tommchenry "Almost Bought An iPhone But Got Bored" will be the name of every 'oo's throwback chiptune punk band in the '20's
  5. @bottomlesspop Dude, it's the 90's version of crossing out the alligator on your shirt = Totally Badass.
  6. Make sure you don't get too fat for the viral meme reunion theater dot com, America! (you shithead!)
  7. Tonight I am drinking Diet Mountain Dew! Take that, America, you shithead!
  8. Tonight I am listening to Sloan. Take that, America, you shithead!
  9. Tomorrow is bring your own window to work day! CASUAL bring your own window to work day!
  10. I just breathed a bit of apple! Now I kn ow why worms are such dicks.
  11. I heart this little dog. And TPIR! And Coffee! And skulls and salt and mildew smell! Today is a DAY!
  12. Happy America Day Eve Eve Eve, Canjuns!
  13. Leader 1, Sidekick, Property Of U.S. Postal Service #idealnamesfortriplets
  14. Good show. Tuff Ending.
  15. It wasn't a Ronco knife house, btw. A lot of different rooms and stuff. It was kind of like the Madonna Inn.
  16. Fell asleep to a knife commercial last night. Ronco. The house in my nightmares was SO AWESOME.
  17. The Spinnerette record. Worth the wait.
  18. Hamburger Hole Punch!
  19. Office McDonalds: the worst form of nose pollution? The saddest fries are someone else's.
  20. @secondperiod Again, let me fully concur on FTW. Notorious B.I.G. said it best (and fattestly.)