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  1. made a smoothie that weighs perhaps 3 pounds from 2x avocado, 2x banana, 1x frozen mango package, 5x orange's juice, ~3 oz water about 5 hours ago from web
  2. seems like i spoke 'brain-damagedly' slow on kcrw despite being 'on coffee' heavily & feeling during it like i was being 'uncommonly fluent' about 7 hours ago from web
  3. michael silverblatt's interview of me re 'sfaa' & other things is now available on the internet as an mp3: http://bit.ly/4r66Ds about 10 hours ago from web
  4. 'super' came in apartment, stepped on 2x 'cat poop,' left apartment, is there an email address to paypal to make a cat disappear about 16 hours ago from web
  5. is 'cound' a word, if it is seems like it means 'the bottom, obscured half of a food item' and is rarely, if ever, used about 18 hours ago from web
  6. 'damn': http://bit.ly/8XCm0x 11:04 AM Dec 2nd from web
  7. 'hehe': http://bit.ly/5o0aiq 10:54 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'the 405': http://bit.ly/7EnG3M 7:50 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. while idly looking at my tumblr remembered when i used to 'chill' in a depressed/lonely manner in the astor place barnes & noble 10:44 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. saw updike's 'terrorist,' idly thought 'he's alive and writing books, he just wanted to try something,' remembered he died 3:35 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. has anyone ever killed themselves after eating a salad or drinking a smoothie, what do suicidal people eat before dying 11:49 PM Nov 27th from web
  12. ate ~1100 calories raw organic vegan ice cream, raw organic almond butter, and some celery; spoon broke in half while eating 6:12 PM Nov 27th from web
  13. 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'crab town magazine': http://bit.ly/6ajk33 9:13 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been purchased by 'norway's premier publisher,' 'cappelen damm': http://bit.ly/8vCc5g 11:20 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'romantic rhetoric': http://bit.ly/2aSVZQ 11:46 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. stared at my gmail account for an indefinite amount of time occasionally thinking 'damn' in a detached, emotionless manner 2:47 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'the guardian': http://bit.ly/2H7MXJ 2:19 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. person next to me has 2 identical 'pics' of minivan opened, it seems; seeing this i felt a strong urge to 'screenshot' his screen 6:28 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. person next to me in computer lab is bidding on ~$3.5k minivan on ebay, has 'strategies for bidding' opened, is staring tensely at screen 6:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. i have announced the winner of 'the tao lin experimental contest': http://bit.ly/2R4QdY 1:49 PM Nov 12th from web
  • Name tao lin
  • Location brooklyn, ny
  • Web http://hehehehehe...
  • Bio my favorite foods include watermelon, coconut water, avocado, nori, olive oil, green smoothies, kale
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