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'the guardian' review of 'shoplifting from american apparel' has been linked by gawker: http://bit.ly/2autGe about 10 hours ago from web
'miami new times' interviewed me about 'shoplifting from american apparel': http://bit.ly/2LBT3F about 15 hours ago from web
'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'the guardian': http://bit.ly/2H7MXJ 4:15 PM Nov 13th from web
thesaurus.com has 0 synonyms for 'surreal,' which is listed only under 'dreamlike,' which has 'only' 2 synonyms, seems 'shitty' 3:44 PM Nov 13th from web
person next to me has 2 identical 'pics' of minivan opened, it seems; seeing this i felt a strong urge to 'screenshot' his screen 6:28 PM Nov 12th from web
person next to me in computer lab is bidding on ~$3.5k minivan on ebay, has 'strategies for bidding' opened, is staring tensely at screen 6:21 PM Nov 12th from web
comments section of '0 people entered my contest' has become a 'kitty genovese' discussion forum: http://bit.ly/2R4QdY 2:37 PM Nov 12th from web
i have announced the winner of 'the tao lin experimental contest': http://bit.ly/2R4QdY 1:49 PM Nov 12th from web
today is the last day to 'enter' this 'contest,' the winner will be contacted by midnight: http://bit.ly/1Yi7N6 7:41 AM Nov 11th from web
'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by 'miami new times' sort of (near bottom): http://bit.ly/Hoswp 3:57 PM Nov 10th from web
'scared': http://bit.ly/Df0Qj 2:44 PM Nov 10th from web
'scared': http://bit.ly/1Yi7N6 10:21 PM Nov 9th from web
in 2 years is twitter going to 'wearily' change the character limit to 145, or 135, or something, to 'reinvigorate itself' 4:48 PM Nov 9th from web
'shoplifting from american apparel' has been reviewed by ron silliman: http://bit.ly/2R4vPv 7:36 AM Nov 9th from web
noah cicero published his novel, 'best behavior' (http://bit.ly/4wAUPd), on his blog: http://bit.ly/1b1EBR 2:26 PM Nov 8th from web
RT @muumuuhouse 'clams' by megan boyle (@meganboyle) has been posted: http://bit.ly/AfdIP 1:58 PM Nov 6th from web
'hehe': http://bit.ly/1A0zNf 7:34 PM Nov 4th from web
wish keyboards were 'oufitted' w/ buttons for 'damn,' 'sweet,' 'hehe,' 'jesus,' 'fuckkk,' 'shittt,' & maybe 'life seems bleak' 4:03 PM Nov 4th from web
are limes 'simply' 'lemons without seeds,' is that why limes were invented, seems a little weird that they are green 11:59 PM Nov 3rd from web
'damn': http://bit.ly/4jr2AZ 1:41 PM Nov 3rd from web

Name tao lin
Location brooklyn, ny
Web http://hehehehehe...
Bio my favorite foods include watermelon, coconut water, avocado, nori, olive oil, green smoothies, kale