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  1. Looks like we're going into the awesome day rain night ice cycle. If you need me I'll be outside rubberizing my shoes. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. There needs to be some research about Portland's collective inability to drive and think about driving at the same time. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @mikethelin deep stuff about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mikethelin
  4. eating a foot long banana laffy taffy: gross like eating boogers or gross like finding a chicken foot in your soup? about 20 hours ago from web
  5. @TheSquare snow! about 20 hours ago from web in reply to TheSquare
  6. @amandajarman thanks, maybe I don't have to deal with questions about domestic abuse after all! :) when does your WoF air? Hope you're rich! 12:23 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to amandajarman
  7. It's 13 degrees outside my door, and 79 degrees inside my door. High five, wood stove. 7:02 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  8. To be coherent and functional by 7am, I slept with an IV full of caffeine. Absolutely zero effect. I just put the dish sponge in the fridge 7:01 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  9. "You may experience prolonged brusing on your cheek...." Hopefully, the bruise will be a fun shape, maybe a continent, or Jesus. 10:13 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  10. An actual sentence from post-op directions: "week 2: you may start to chew soft foods like mashed potatoes." Uuuh. Shudder. 10:05 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  11. Go to YouTube and search for "surprised kitteh." Possibly the funniest kitten video I've ever seen. 9:58 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  12. Oh god I have dental surgery next week. Must eat as much fun stuff as possible before then. Post-op directions are: don't chew. don't sip. 9:56 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  13. @brianfed clink! (I'm twitter toasting you) 9:07 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to brianfed
  14. Ceramics over for the term. Can't wait for the next one. 9:06 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  15. @amandajarman BIG MONEY! Kick butt! 8:03 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to amandajarman
  16. @ehdub guess you don't have one of those fancy iphones that have fancy twitter apps that do all the fancy automatic name filling-outing 12:24 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to ehdub
  17. as in, thank god it's not tomorrow yet. i'm so completely unprepared for it. 12:20 AM Dec 9th from web
  18. I like my tweet cloud. It's part cat adoptions, part words I am glad I use that often, like thank and tomorrow. 12:20 AM Dec 9th from web
  19. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: home, people, cats - http://w33.us/5nda 12:11 AM Dec 9th from Tweet Cloud
  20. I'm hoping this migraine ends this crappy streak of crappy things happening to me and around me. I'm so ready. 4:07 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie