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  1. @minxlj It was spitting and I decided to go to the shop at the end of the road. The second I stepped out it was like standing under a hose.
  2. Lesson learned today: the rain knows when I'm going to leave the house and will use the 10 seconds I am uncovered to punish me.
  3. @Carole29 It's been a while since I last watched it and it's much better than I remember.
  4. Drinking a strong cup of coffee and watching Heat. My day has probably peaked.
  5. @Shepy Nah, the guy is white not Brazilian.
  6. If I live to be 120 I'm going to attribute my longevity to being a statistical outlier.
  7. #followfriday @srslainey or send help. Please! She's making me say... mmmphf
  8. What Michael Jackson might look like in the year 2000 http://ow.ly/hwoh
  9. Hi weather, I know I've been rude to you in the past but if you stop soon I will guarantee you a happy ending.
  10. http://ow.ly/hvSK Me and @jjdeltasound's Friday spotify playlist.
  11. @hill79 I can't wait to unlock the squeegee and bucket in Left 4 Dead. Those zombies will be soooo clean.
  12. @anthonyblears I can't wait to start again and just be totally evil.
  13. All alone this weekend. Gives me a chance to get really far in Fallout 3. I mean chores, do chores.
  14. @ClaireBoyles Someone else should get it, I'm visiting my mum that week.
  15. Welcome to the jungle / refreshments will be served after orientation.
  16. @philsherry I did say "seems" to think.
  17. Mike Arrington seems to think a dilemma is a choice between fucking someone and fucking someone royally.
  18. @Carole29 Give me hand with the bags Igor. Soitainly, You take the blond and I'll take the one in the toiban.
  19. They call him Johnny Two Times because he tweets everything twice. I'm going to eat a sandwich, eat a sandwich.
  20. @ClaireBoyles Did you say your username at all? I don't remember that.