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  1. I'm having a quarterlife crisis. Just bought my dad's Harley-Davidson.
  2. The next revolution in GTD: Death Clocks.
  3. Back from a four hour meeting. Jet-lagged, but without the joy of travel.
  4. Thank God 12:34:56 7/8/09 was the shortest meme ever existed.
  5. Don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but I predicted Google OS back in 1998, a sec after I accidentally made up the phrase "Google OS".
  6. The grass was greener on the other side. So I burned it down and now it's not green anymore.
  7. Humidity is heat for hipsters.
  8. Although I can't afford a fancy car, I still have the privilege to visit Porsche.com, fill out all the necessary details, and logout.
  9. I'm living my life through my neighbors. As we speak I'm passively smoking the post-coital cigarette.
  10. Unsexiest urban moment: hearing your neighbors snore.
  11. Sleep is what dreams are made of.
  12. If you weren't dubbed Pitchfork's Best New People™, or at least got a review score of 8.2, I'm not so sure we can hang out.
  13. iPhone easter egg: the very first time you CTRL+V, you get an ASCII drawing of Jobs' liver.
  14. Meeting my dad for dinner. Which is good, because afterwards I usually feel exuberance saved only for those recovered from clinical death.
  15. Oh goodie, iPhone 3.0 now notifies me of new mail. When's the update that fixes the issue it's still your life attached to that inbox?
  16. Oh my. Now even trying to kill a fly will remind me how far I am from being Obama. Stupid, stupid metaphorical fly.
  17. Trailer for the Arrested Development documentary, AKA favorite show ever: http://bit.ly/3YT9K
  18. Where do the take-away guys go after they deliver the food?
  19. The most competent taxi driver is a mute.
  20. Israel is the Arial of first world countries.