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  1. Psst, Taliban. We're coming for ya. But we agree to leave by July, so if you just wanna hide out for a few months you should be good. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Hey @whitehouse, I know some good publicists who know how to regulate party admittance. Let me know if you need names. about 21 hours ago from web
  3. RT @bobbychuck: RT: @NASCARSays Thanks for making #NASCAR one of the Top 10 Searches of 2009, acc. to Yahoo!: http://bit.ly/6Sj370 about 21 hours ago from web
  4. Enough WH party crashers, too. Fire person who let them in. Do it better next time. The end. #epicfail 5:30 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. Enough Tiger Woods. Athletes/alleged affairs is not real headline news! 5:29 PM Nov 30th from web
  6. thinks Tiger Woods, et. al., might be dumb. Where's the fun in being celeb mistress if you don't tell people? Duh. Dumbass. #doingitwrong 10:24 AM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  7. @seriously_steph I just cheated on @sephora. 20% discount + 20% cashback from @bing got me $132 worth of beautification for $80 @spalook. 8:34 AM Nov 28th from web
  8. is back from the brink of death and will rejoin the living today. Rejoice. 8:22 AM Nov 28th from web
  9. is severely bummed to be so germ-ridden as to not be able to join other humans to eat turkey and give thanks today. 9:08 AM Nov 26th from web
  10. Thanks, all! @cambriacombusts You should feel honored-it was so brilliant I was immediately compelled to share with others...K. Sleepy time. 2:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Tried to pretend I wasn't sick but my body wasn't fooled. Back at home under the covers. Poppin' Mucinex and got the Theraflu flowing. Yum. 2:23 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @S_C_ brought Los Angeles an Empire State of Mind and NYC weather. Chill-ly. 9:35 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  13. @RivenSky Totally! 9:04 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to RivenSky
  14. I think the Parents Television Council will be done writing letters to ABC Sponsors and FCC before I'm done w/ this tweet #AMAs #adamlambert 8:13 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. @thebestpart RT @WFMU Chart at last.fm shows music people are most ashamed to admit they listen to: http://bit.ly/6s5q3L 4:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. Best music in town tonight is not AMAs @NOKIATheatreLA. It's @SlashHudson, @OfficialOzzy and LAYN Rocks @AvalonHW http://bit.ly/5AojQM! 4:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. RT @ClintonSparks: Being able to tolerate & work w/ imcompetent people is a talent within itself..oh boy do I know. 4:23 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. #NASCAR's over. Mr. H. rules. Jimmie Johnson is a rich mofo. Hope to see Mark Martin give him a run for it next year, too. And Dale Jr. :) 4:12 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Congrats to Chad Knaus and Jimmie Johnson on record-breaking run. Now, bring on Daytona and another team that can bring 'em down! #NASCAR 3:46 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. loves a good engine command! Well done, @mikeroweworks! 12:25 PM Nov 22nd from web