Profile_bird

Hey there! talks_in_maths is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving talks_in_maths's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

talks_in_maths

  1. Exceptions are made to be broken. 4:55 AM Nov 26th from Socialite.app
  2. As I explained the benefits of virtual servers to the dean, he judged my attire. How foolish of him. These aren't even my best boardshorts. 5:32 PM Nov 25th from Socialite.app
  3. Breaking the split screen barrier. 1:35 AM Nov 25th from Socialite.app
  4. My wife is dancing and cooking, and her jiggle is spectacular. 11:52 PM Nov 24th from Socialite.app
  5. Don't think I won't not touch you with this ten foot pole. Because I will. 4:01 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  6. I may resort to doing my holiday shopping at Nookington's. 11:33 PM Nov 22nd from Socialite.app
  7. The mapping between us needs more one-to-one and onto. 2:44 PM Nov 22nd from Socialite.app
  8. I love the smell of last night in the morning. 2:09 PM Nov 21st from EventBox
  9. The truth handcuffed me. 5:56 AM Nov 20th from EventBox
  10. I'm too busy smelling the flowers to be a tree hugger. 3:17 AM Nov 20th from EventBox
  11. NSA: (Warrantless wiretap.) You: ...who? NSA: ... You: Who's there?? NSA: Knock knock. 10:55 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  12. I've been known to encrypt certain filesystems. 4:49 AM Nov 18th from EventBox
  13. It's a gorgeous day, and these trade winds are taking liberties with my quintessence. 2:06 PM Nov 17th from EventBox
  14. I might like you wetter if we slept together. 3:29 AM Nov 16th from EventBox
  15. @GSouder Cut an islander some slack. We only have seven consonants. 11:49 PM Nov 14th from EventBox in reply to GSouder
  16. @gneicco @lafix You're too kind. Even the monkey is blushing. 9:38 PM Nov 14th from EventBox in reply to gneicco
  17. This back needs less monkey. 8:49 PM Nov 14th from EventBox
  18. You know...I'll bet those skullcaps make the reindeer games taste terrible. 4:20 PM Nov 14th from EventBox
  19. Don't be so smug, omelette. No recipe that calls for a few eggs can be made without breaking a few eggs. 4:25 AM Nov 12th from EventBox
  20. Don't gloat. Lou Dobbs has simply been called back to Mordor. Hmm, and all this time I was certain Glenn Beck was the Mouth of Sauron. 7:39 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie