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  1. Keith Haring condoms?! Makes me *almost* like the idea of condoms. http://bit.ly/4bc354 9:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. Shooting on my friend's house boat - he lives in it. Rad way to live in LND. I'm into it. (@ Battersea Bridge) http://bit.ly/7bzP2R 7:34 AM Nov 24th from foursquare
  3. @dapwell SO right! I never buy them, but now that you mentioned them - damn they are good. Actually, they are my mom's fav. FYI. 3:48 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to dapwell
  4. I couldn't find "wang-ems" @ the store for my roommate. I ended up buying malt candy w/a long name. Turns out he asked for "wine-gums." 3:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. @Teamrobespierre It is 1 of the biggest problems I have with LND. Midnight! I can't be bothered to even go out and bus it hours back. 2:07 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Teamrobespierre
  6. Everyone is raving about the Victoria line's "all night hours." All night meaning, last train at 1:26 AM. Way to go, 1 hour past "curfew." 1:51 PM Nov 23rd from foursquare
  7. If I repeat "black coffee" TWICE, why ask if I want sugar? And why-oh-why hand it to me drenched in milk. WHAT IS WITH BRITISH PEOPLE??? 10:54 AM Nov 23rd from foursquare
  8. World's heaviest teenager TV special is on right now. What is wrong w/this kid's parents?!?!?!?! 2:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. So stressed I want to scream and start running...until I hit another city in another country with cheap drugs and a different life option. 7:57 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. I can't believe my visa expires before the finale of X-Factor. However, if the twins are eliminated, I'll probably lose interest. 12:55 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. Admittingly, LND is growing on me. However, I still hate Shoreditch (& the daily rain). (@ Speedie's) http://bit.ly/7HTW3E 12:51 PM Nov 21st from foursquare
  12. Only in LND is there a queue for the ATM, & only in LND some fat asshole will cut in front of you & then threaten to fight you for the spot. 9:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. Alex McQ has officially cleared me to "borrow clothes for events/parties." Pays off to shoot 40 looks for them. 9:07 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. Working for Alexander McQueen today! Bus strike making it difficult to get to the job - British people strike for everything. 11:27 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. What type of person falls asleep in a bar? (@ Buffalo Bar) http://bit.ly/2uAptu 2:40 PM Nov 19th from foursquare
  16. @HEEMS you are completely wrong! yoga changed my life. 11:29 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to HEEMS
  17. Had an amazing time with A Place to Bury Strangers last night. Typical NYC reckless night. Hard to keep up w/those guys, sad to see them go. 11:25 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. The only way to eat in London, is to get obsessed with Indian, Turkish, and Vietnamese joints in the "ghettos." Turkish pizza is my new fav. 1:16 PM Nov 17th from foursquare
  19. Continuing to take advantage of this free health care thing. 5:15 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. Watching X Factor with my roommate. I am full on Jedward supporter. 12:20 PM Nov 15th from web