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  1. RT @SarahKSilverman: Today is the day that we murder turkeys and then literally cook their bodies. But pagans are weirdos
  2. for the first time in my life, at 23 years old, i didn,t get id'd when buying tickets to a rated r movie. that made my day.
  3. WPWebHost is giving away Thesis WordPress Theme. Follow @WPWebHost and retweet to win. http://bit.ly/7JPzze
  4. RT @DougBenson: If the vaporizer was a musical instrument I'd be pretty good at it. #vaposymphonyorchestra
  5. my fiance will be home in about an hour and i just found a johnny cash show from 94 on tv. guess how i'm spending the next hour?
  6. 2 of 5 stars to Hamlet by William Shakespeare - http://bit.ly/2lZPXv
  7. 3 of 5 stars to Echo by Francesca Lia Block - http://bit.ly/2jDko5
  8. 3 of 5 stars to Falling Awake by Jayne Ann Krentz - http://bit.ly/1gQGJj
  9. I want to read: Wicca by Scott Cunningham - http://bit.ly/SLb5p
  10. I want to read: Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy - http://bit.ly/1z8Vuu
  11. On page 222 of 224 of Freak Show. "Oh, I'm totally down with 'freak.' I'm pretty used to it around here; in fact, I was already trying to...
  12. Come compare books with me on Goodreads: http://bit.ly/282URk
  13. My fiance is in MA. I'm not allowed to be with him because, according to a 'friend', I'm selfish and I don't care about him. WTF, bitch?
  14. @jason_mraz ? of the day: What kind of party are you throwing today? My fiance finally got a job after 6 months of searching!
  15. @jason_mraz ? of the day: What have u been wanting to say but r not saying? As much as I bitch about my mom, deep down I really do love her
  16. RT @kirako @popurls Left vs. Right - a darn good visualization, while not perfect, is as close to unbiased as I've seen. http://pop.ly/3a5i
  17. My fiancé finally got a job! I am so proud of him! It's so hard to find a job nowadays; he's been looking for almost 6 months. F the economy
  18. "Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself." - Oscar Wilde
  19. RT @SarahKSilverman Milk milk lemonade 'round the corner fudge is made? Don't you FUCKING GET IT?? FUDGE IS SHIT YOU GUYS!! TELL EVERYONE!!!
  20. @prettyundead I wonder if Netflix has old episodes so I can catch up. I haven't seen it in so long but the new season looks good!