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  1. Okay @peneloegaines is so hot I am crushing so hard #toobadshesnotqueer #ohwell 6:34 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  2. @penelopegaines I hereby volunteer to be your surrogate snuggle-ee for tonight! I promise no groping unless you want me to. :3 3:53 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to penelopegaines
  3. Oh man I get to go to a real grown-up (ie, not college kids) New Year's party! Considering just wearing a 2010 sash and nothing else. 3:40 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  4. I'd tell you what I got for Christmas except it would be illegal. Suffice to say: AWESOME 8:19 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from Tweetie
  5. @dorabianchi THONG THO THO THO THONG #memesfrom1999 5:10 PM Dec 17th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  6. I was gonna say "the saw" but then I realized that playing a saw is actually pretty cool #instrumentsitisimpossibletolookcoolwhileplaying 1:11 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from Tweetie
  7. @martenreed listen buddy, I play a mean cuntophone 12:57 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  8. butt trumpet #instrumentsitisimpossibletolookcoolwhileplaying 12:48 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from Tweetie
  9. on the plus side, I don't need to worry about birth control. also: boobs 12:20 PM Dec 9th, 2009 from Tweetie
  10. It's a shame I'm not attracted to guys. It would double my options! 11:51 AM Dec 9th, 2009 from Tweetie
  11. goddamnit why do I have to have a crush on EVERY GIRL 7:59 AM Dec 7th, 2009 from Tweetie
  12. @pintsize0101 Jane Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda! 4:49 PM Nov 9th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to pintsize0101
  13. @pintsize0101 I imagine that's what having balls feels like. They seem like they'd constantly be getting in the way! 6:05 PM Nov 2nd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to pintsize0101
  14. @dorabianchi C-C-COMBO BREAKER 5:28 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  15. @dorabianchi well you so nasty you ARE ONE OF THE CARNIES 5:23 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  16. @dorabianchi you such a ho when you go to the gynecologist he takes out a +3 bastard sword and then pays you for sex 5:13 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  17. LOL BURN RT @hanneloreEC "@fayewhitaker you're such a jerk that when people talk to you they're all 'dang, please be a little more polite'" 5:04 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie
  18. @fayewhitaker oh shit burn lol 4:43 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
  19. I went as a penis for Halloween. Most ironic costume ever? 4:26 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from Tweetie
  20. i think that cop was flirting with me WTF 8:29 PM Oct 27th, 2009 from Tweetie
  • Name tai rannosaurus
  • Location Northampton, MA
  • Web http://www.smith.edu
  • Bio Librarian by day, librarian by night as well
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