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  1. @pintsize0101 Jane Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda!
  2. @pintsize0101 I imagine that's what having balls feels like. They seem like they'd constantly be getting in the way!
  3. @dorabianchi C-C-COMBO BREAKER
  4. @dorabianchi well you so nasty you ARE ONE OF THE CARNIES
  5. @dorabianchi you such a ho when you go to the gynecologist he takes out a +3 bastard sword and then pays you for sex
  6. LOL BURN RT @hanneloreEC "@fayewhitaker you're such a jerk that when people talk to you they're all 'dang, please be a little more polite'"
  7. @fayewhitaker oh shit burn lol
  8. I went as a penis for Halloween. Most ironic costume ever?
  9. i think that cop was flirting with me WTF
  10. @fayewhitaker my offer still stands
  11. @fayewhitaker I will totally fist you. I am 100% serious about this. DM me if you're down.
  12. @fayewhitaker LOLLLLLL wtf lady u b trippin
  13. @penelopegaines Death Eaters all wearing Daft Punk helmets
  14. @penelopegaines so Hogwart's is basically Smith College, then?
  15. My favorite part of Smif parties is when the girls who bind get drunk and take off their ace bandages and it's like WHOOMP INSTANT BOOBIES
  16. dickgirls: the worst of both worlds
  17. @marigoldfarmer ummmmmm ok i dunno what ur talking about lol
  18. TAing while high is exactly as fun as I thought it would be
  19. @hanneloreEC @fayewhitaker fine, fine, I won't get naked, you people are no fun :P
  20. @fayewhitaker I'll bring the tequila anyway :3