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  1. It's not like I'm *that* impatient. Doesn't everyone just unscrew the pepper shaker and pour it? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. This girl is gorgeous but her iPhone screen is broken. Lazy, klutzy or angry? Hoping for klutzy. 12:09 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  3. @reddit community thanking the state of Minnesota for giving us @alfranken - http://bit.ly/8WJbs5 4:33 PM Dec 21st from web
  4. OK to get Catcher in the Rye for a 12-year-old advanced-reading nephew? Maybe bad if he were a flight risk, but he's solid. 4:14 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  5. Based on the reaction, I'm pretty sure I'm the only man who's ever ordered his eggs poached at this Waffle House. 6:23 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  6. @SQLChicken Sorry, but I'd have to say it's more thrilling when ur customers are the ones who discover ur SQL servers were shut down. :) 6:14 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to SQLChicken
  7. @Nerdy_Nora - chica, love the new pic. You look great! Sorta Liz Lemony. :) 8:02 PM Dec 13th from web
  8. Accenture, Gillette & etc... I'd like to suggest that I'm available, & despite my golf failings, my demons are almost entirely non-sexual. 3:49 PM Dec 13th from web
  9. I don't care what your politics are, if you have half a brain, this will make it hurt: http://imgur.com/ZdUhx.jpg 6:48 PM Dec 11th from web
  10. @BrentO that's so... Meta. Like watching a movie of a movie. 12:38 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to BrentO
  11. I have some really important advice to give. It's urgent. Do any of you hot babes have Tiger's mobile number? 6:45 PM Dec 9th from web
  12. @Nerdy_Nora ...oops, I mean Chilis. Same thing. 5:37 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to Nerdy_Nora
  13. @Nerdy_Nora From a famous Friday's loyalist!? Friday's, the home of "how can we make our calories more caloric and our fat more fatty?" :) 5:34 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to Nerdy_Nora
  14. @christaland Well... "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" just started on Cartoon Network, FWIW. 5:30 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to christaland
  15. FB "Intelligent Women & Men Against Palin" group? Blah. Redundant. Now, a "Dingbats Against Palin" group? That's intriguing. 5:00 PM Dec 8th from web
  16. I do more than my share to clean up the earth, but a latex glove on the side of the road? I'll leave it for the chain gang. 10:52 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  17. New life goal: be insanely wealthy, famous & married, & delude myself into thinking my many, many mistresses won't be discovered. 12:34 PM Dec 7th from web
  18. @HelenASPopkin 3GS came out ... 5 months ago? NBCU keeps you right there on the cutting edge! ;) 2:49 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to HelenASPopkin
  19. @thejohnblog That would be perfect if it was "She very painfully but only temporarily blinded me with science." 2:46 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to thejohnblog
  20. I want the BCS to go away, but don't mind that Nebraska lost after such bad, passive coaching to settle for a FG. Run, run, run, FG. Lose. 8:33 PM Dec 5th from web