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  1. This weather is making me absolutely useless
  2. Why is there a man playing a trumpet in my parking garage?
  3. It feels so good to get an eyelash out of my eye. like I've really fucking accomplished something.
  4. Decker passed out. I guess I'm responsible for his drunk young hoes!
  5. Fucking will Decker!
  6. I'm ready to go on vacation next summer in Mexico
  7. Me and miss Martha http://yfrog.com/3ln4mej
  8. At the quarter bar watching the game. It smells like shit in here
  9. Even my cat's health care is ridiculously over priced
  10. Finishing up season three of big love. I wish I had three wives to terrorize
  11. I totally just mouth-raped a bacon/egg/cheese biscuit from the asian lady downstairs
  12. I was late to work this morning, but that's ok, because I got to see it snow
  13. I don't like Mondays
  14. The name Stu reminds me of the acronym STFU.
  15. Tuna aftermath! http://yfrog.com/33bnxj
  16. @angel27ar what movie?
  17. This is my first year having to work the day after thanksgiving. Apparently everyone else took the day off. I should take my pants off.
  18. Fudge, I'm ready to take it to the house!
  19. Just another rugged day in the office! http://yfrog.com/4afhmj
  20. I came home with more yogurt.