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A lo mejor se trata de trata... O peor aún, a lo mejor se trata de twitter.9:19 PM Sep 10thfrom web
Por cierto, sergiozurita.com está recibiendo un upgrade. Pero como dijo el estómago, pronto volveré.5:28 PM Sep 10thfrom web
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Juanito is now following you on Twitter! Oh, wait, no, he is not!7:00 PM Sep 7thfrom web
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Twitter is now following you on Real Life!6:26 PM Sep 7thfrom web
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A rapist is now following you on Twitter!6:22 PM Sep 7thfrom web
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