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  1. I want some noodles.
  2. IN OTHER WORDS; FAT POWER WHEEEEEEEEEEY
  3. IT'S TOTALLY ANTI-FEMINIST TO FUSS ABOUT YOUR BODY IMAGE ANYWAY. TAKE A STAND AGAINST SHALLOW CONFORMING TO STEREOTYPICAL VIEWS OF 'BEAUTY'.
  4. Food isn't the enemy! It's society that's the enemy. I'M A VICTIM OF THE MEDIA. FORCED TO FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SIZE ZERO. WAAAAAAAAAAH
  5. @freshwaterchinc YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR FARTS. YOUR BUM JUST DOES WHAT IT WANTS APPARENTLY!
  6. Lmao, I don't even know why I'm making a big deal of it when I don't actually care.
  7. @freshwaterchinc OH SHUT UP YOU NATURALLY SKINNY POO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
  8. @freshwaterchinc OH GOD, WE HAVE ICE CREAM TOO. YOU MOTHERFUCKER, WHY DID YOU REMIND ME.
  9. I'm gonna try again when I live on my own. I bet you anything I'll succeed then. I just won't buy the bad stuff.
  10. It's my parents fault. They're the reason I always fail at dieting. They buy delicious stuff and leave it in the fridge. Fuckers.
  11. Like, I'm only human. I truly believe there is nobody strong enough to resist something like that when it's right under your nose.
  12. Lmao, well that's the 4 pounds I've lost in the past 3 days put right back on. I don't even care, omg. There was chocolate fucking truffle.
  13. Why does anybody even bother with sex when chocolate truffle exists? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  14. I've figured out what I want my sleeve tattoo to consist of. MSI artwork. That shit is fucking sick. In the good way.
  15. Because now, I have the added torture of knowing how awesome they are, while having to wait for the right size to be delivered. FML.
  16. If it wasn't for the fact that while wearing them I slide forwards like I'm walking through butter with every step, I'd keep 'em anyway.
  17. Apparently, it's abysmally fucking difficult. Fortunately though, apart from the size, they're absolutely PERFECT and I fuckin' love them.
  18. So, my boots came today. IN A SIZE 10. WTF. That's two wrong deliveries now. Like, how hard is it to get a fucking order right?!
  19. Finally saw the #UKsnow!
  20. @OneTouchSpark Ah, bummer dude. S'okay.