 | matthewbaldwin Palin's recent statements: it's like she has an internal library of talking points but was accidentally left on "shuffle mode". 4:40 PM Sep 25th from web |
 | hotdogsladies A real friend is someone who tells you which of your problems are legitimately stupid, versus which ones just *seem* stupid right now. 4:06 PM Aug 26th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Apparently, "avatar" is NOT Sanskrit for "tiny photo of left eye, kitty, boobs, or Manga character." I stand corrected. 4:58 AM Aug 12th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Creativity isn't a beaded Jesus sweatshirt you get from a kit. It's a tired person with a dictionary trying to pass an Underwood typewriter. 9:46 PM Aug 6th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Wrote and revised 2400 words I'm proud of today; Stephen King aims for 2000 EVERY day. Which is why he's Stephen King, and I'm exhausted. 10:32 PM Aug 5th from web |
 | hotdogsladies God help the blog that has no tail left to eat; it's best-ofs, fake outrage, and papercraft all the way down. 9:36 PM Aug 5th from web |