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  1. *yawn*
  2. it's rock and roll wednesday ppl. you ppl want a reason for a crowd? I'LL give you a m-er-f-ing reason for a crowd!
  3. checking out some new potential digs.
  4. just installed iphone 3.0. multi-touch screen still not beak-friendly. apple is so bird-ist.
  5. @4fifteen lucky for you, i was distracted when you walked by today.
  6. lunctime action in full swing. bring it on ppl. bring. it. on.
  7. bwwwaaa ha ha. ups guy. you should know better by now.
  8. chicks are growing up fast. it's soon to leave the ol nest and for our family to fly fly fly
  9. swipes on duty. i'm outtie.
  10. @madisonyoung. hi madison sorry about your ornithophobia. i'm not so scary, am i? consider me your biggest feathered fan.
  11. @eddo_likes_you do you really think a bicycle helmet will help? reallly?
  12. i hope it's clear by now. my justice is swift and certain.
  13. mr. blue shirt guy. stand down man, stand down.
  14. *sigh* sf real estate makes it practically impossible to raise a family in this city.
  15. PSA: i can be bribed with treats. (ahem @guapomole)
  16. there's a party in my nest and NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED.
  17. ladies and gents, a major clocking is about to commence.
  18. @Call_Me_After_9 hmmm... carmel would be nice. but would i still have adoring fans?
  19. @ladyfox14 answers contained within: http://bit.ly/qZNoR
  20. seagulls and crows. are you with me or against me?