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  1. My wife’s been having multiple orgasms since we moved to Norfolk. http://bit.ly/8MYZ4q 9:21 AM Dec 8th from twitterfeed
  2. me and the wife went to the greek islands on holiday http://bit.ly/20daak 7:59 AM Nov 17th from twitterfeed
  3. I once heard a volcanoe explode, it scared me so much i fell down the stairs http://bit.ly/1C2R9K 6:41 AM Nov 6th from twitterfeed
  4. Would you like to come and play cricket with my friend, he lives near the airport? http://snipurl.com/t2eqt 1:02 AM Nov 5th from twitterfeed
  5. I’d like a to get a top hat to take to the races in Hong Kong. http://snipurl.com/t2eqo 1:02 AM Nov 5th from twitterfeed
  6. I once met a girl in Ireland http://snipurl.com/t2dgh 12:02 AM Nov 5th from twitterfeed
  7. We’re getting a house in the Emirates http://snipurl.com/t23ku 9:33 AM Nov 4th from twitterfeed
  8. Though my hair is receding I went for a haircut recently. http://snipurl.com/sseod 6:03 AM Oct 26th from twitterfeed
  9. I was attacked by a bull on on holiday. http://snipurl.com/sseoc 6:02 AM Oct 26th from twitterfeed
  10. My Scottish nephew got caught short whilst walking round a model village in Switzerland http://snipurl.com/snoem 9:33 AM Oct 22nd from twitterfeed
  11. My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod. http://snipurl.com/ru7ek 1:38 PM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  12. I sent my mother-in-law on a one-way ticket to India. http://snipurl.com/qddgr 5:10 AM Aug 17th from twitterfeed
  13. I’m leaving Bolton and going to live in a Scandinavian country. http://snipurl.com/q5s22 10:10 AM Aug 16th from twitterfeed
  14. My wife went to America last year, I can’t remember whereabouts though… http://snipurl.com/pt857 9:12 AM Aug 13th from twitterfeed
  15. I’m going to the East Midlands to cook and then eat my wife… http://snipurl.com/pt855 9:12 AM Aug 13th from twitterfeed
  16. I’ve been reading the dictionary on my way to the east coast of Scotland http://snipurl.com/pt3mv 8:07 AM Aug 13th from twitterfeed
  17. I took my wife to North Wales for sex in a new place. http://snipurl.com/pt23r 7:46 AM Aug 13th from twitterfeed
  18. I took my Wife to North Wales http://snipurl.com/pst6y 5:10 AM Aug 13th from twitterfeed
  19. I’m just going to Canary Wharf for some drinks. http://snipurl.com/pjh36 2:41 PM Aug 9th from twitterfeed
  20. I saw a pop group in the middle east… http://snipurl.com/pjh20 2:41 PM Aug 9th from twitterfeed