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R.I.F.P.P - Rest In Flying Pig Peace. Ewe will me missed. 7:36 AM May 15th from web
(1974 - 2009) @swineflew has passed in an freak flying mad cow accident. He died doing what he loved most... suckling his cousin's teets. 7:35 AM May 15th from web
RT @CNN Exlusive Update: @swineflew is no longer a threat to ewe. @swineflew has been fixed. 9:03 AM May 8th from web
#followfriday - @G4SexyLadies. Seriously? Do I need to say more? 8:53 AM May 8th from mobile web
#followfriday - @Debblues because she's my future ex-wife. 8:52 AM May 8th from mobile web
#followfriday - @godbitesman @jashyard @fejimanz @ngaulin @ChrystallJane @chadfu because ewe should. 8:51 AM May 8th from mobile web
#followfriday - @hamthrax because he's my cousin. Do ewe always have to question me? 8:50 AM May 8th from mobile web
@hamthrax It's been along time. I think the last time we hung out was when we went mad cow tipping at Old McDonald's farm. 4:46 PM May 7th from mobile web
@Debblues I thought you liked your flying pigs to play hard. 4:43 PM May 7th from mobile web
@Debblues *sniffles* Fine. I'll have to find another lucious red head, but, remember, ewe will always be in my flying pig heart. 7:46 PM May 6th from mobile web
@Debblues Pink is the new black. 5:59 PM May 6th from mobile web
is a sick flying pig. 5:07 PM May 6th from mobile web
RT @GodBitesMan Afghanistan Quarantines Its Only Pig, Everybody Panic - http://tinyurl.com/chaqeg #swineflu #H1N1 @swineflew 8:31 AM May 6th from web
m00t! 6:30 PM May 5th from mobile web
@SarahKSilverman Have you ever had @swineflew? Would you like to? I'm free after 7:00. Oink me later. 5:25 PM May 5th from mobile web
@SarahKSilverman What @ngaulin meant to say is, "Where do we get our hands on that kind of porn?" 5:12 PM May 5th from mobile web
@Debblues Ewe knows... just chillin' with my homies... celebrating Cinco de Mayo with @mexicanswineflu and mad cow. 3:44 PM May 5th from web
@ChrystallJane It wasn't me. You can't blame everything on me. #kobesuckedit 3:36 PM May 5th from web in reply to ChrystallJane
RT @jashyard CDCemergency: What to Do If You Get Flu-Like Symptoms. Call all your ex's for a make out session. 3:35 PM May 5th from web
@Debblues Spank ewe. Spank ewe very much. 8:22 AM May 5th from mobile web

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Name Swine Flew
Location Look up, dumb ass.
Bio Swine flu? You've got it all wrong. They said swine flew in Mexico. We do it all the time. Get over it.

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